This Just In,
Your star reporter has obtained a rare interview with the angry giant penguin rampaging the city.
Me: So, angry giant penguin, why are you rampaging the city?
AGP: Me Waddles. Waddles friend.
Me: So, you're saying that your friend was killed and now you want revenge?
AGP: Waddles hero, Waddles good.
Me: You hear it here first folks, Waddles is a powerful super bent on destorying Paragon City for revenge.
AGP: No Waddles not destory, Waddles nice.
Me: Waddles will no not destory, until everybody is nice to Waddles. Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for having to translate Waddles for you, but this unhuman is sometimes difficult to understand.
AGP: No Waddles friend, No Waddles not destory, No Waddles help people.
Me: Thank you Waddles, you can go now.
Waddles waddles away
Me: To recap, a giant penguin has lost his friend and doesn't feel that people are nice. That giant penguin will destory the city. If you see Waddles, throw him some fish and run for your life.