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Title: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on July 11, 2014, 04:02:14 AM
Yes, finally a topic for the rest of us.
For the purpose of this topic the word noob means a newbee.  It doesn't mean a fool who won't listen and learn.
Maybe it's because I'm using an android phone to post, but I can't seem to change my username.  So my posts are under an email address.  Also, I can't find a place to ask for help.  I'm such a noob. :D
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on July 21, 2014, 02:42:16 AM
Woowhoo.
I got 2 bars.
I'm like one of them experts.
Ask me anything about forums.
I know it all

Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: The Fifth Horseman on July 22, 2014, 01:07:06 PM
For the purpose of this topic the word noob means a newbee.  It doesn't mean a fool who won't listen and learn.
The difference between newbie and a noob is like between the sharp and blunt end of a knife. The former deserves being helped. The latter deserves judicious application of  LART.
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Maybe it's because I'm using an android phone to post, but I can't seem to change my username.  So my posts are under an email address.  Also, I can't find a place to ask for help.  I'm such a noob. :D
The global can be set in your Titan account settings: http://www.cohtitan.com/manage
You cannot make a post under a different handle than your global.
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Relitner on July 22, 2014, 03:19:05 PM
Woowhoo.
I got 2 bars.
I'm like one of them experts.
Ask me anything about forums.
I know it all

...except how to change your display name  :P
... just sayin'
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Super Firebug on July 22, 2014, 03:55:12 PM
The difference between newbie and a noob is like between the sharp and blunt end of a knife. The former deserves being helped. The latter deserves judicious application of  LART.The global can be set in your Titan account settings: http://www.cohtitan.com/manage
You cannot make a post under a different handle than your global.

Hmm - weird; maybe my account's broken. I clicked the link and logged in. Neither the "email" nor "global handle" line says "Super Firebug", so I'm posting under a name different from my global. In fact, "Super Firebug" doesn't appear anywhere on the page. :/
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: The Fifth Horseman on July 22, 2014, 09:42:03 PM
 :o I was pretty sure I remembered changing it there.
The only other alternative is to very, very politely get the attention of an admin. :)
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on July 24, 2014, 02:01:40 AM
...except how to change your display name  :P
... just sayin'

That's funny.
Yes, and kind of the point of this topic.
Thanks for playing along.
 ;)
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on July 24, 2014, 05:53:06 AM
I now have 3 bars, if there's something I don't know about this forum, it ain't worth me knowing.
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on July 30, 2014, 02:31:44 AM
You know what, I'm thinking maybe I don't want to change my screen name.
Maybe I like going by first name last initial and some random numbers.
Johng736 that's me.
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on August 13, 2014, 04:49:10 PM
Ha ha, I got 4 bars now.
I'm a boss.
You gotta do as I say.
You over there, yeah you, breathe.
You have to cause I am the Boss!
<evil laugh />

P.S. there should be an HTML evil laugh tag.
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on October 14, 2014, 09:42:00 PM
In your elbow!
I'm now an elite boss.
That's right, not some smelly simple minded boss.
No sir!
I'm elite now!

Of course I'm still a nOOb.
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on November 17, 2014, 05:36:42 AM
Over 400 posts, and I still ain't said nothing.
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on December 19, 2014, 04:12:11 AM
Let's see:
590 for the forum
239 for Task Force
614 for the original
562 for SFD Returns
594 for Red Side
That comes to:
2599 people who have read and completely enjoyed my "Where have All The Heroes Gone?" series of fan fiction.
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Floride on December 19, 2014, 11:23:35 AM
Hmm - weird; maybe my account's broken. I clicked the link and logged in. Neither the "email" nor "global handle" line says "Super Firebug", so I'm posting under a name different from my global. In fact, "Super Firebug" doesn't appear anywhere on the page. :/

Well, you did SOMETHING right cuz after clicking that link you actually posted as Super Firebug. See it up above my quote?
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on December 25, 2014, 06:25:29 AM
Flo, don't talk to the bug.
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on January 11, 2015, 01:23:22 AM
It's good to be the noob.
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on January 12, 2015, 07:48:42 AM
I am such a noob.
--How much of a noob are you?
I am such a noob, I thought Death From Below was about submarines.
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on January 13, 2015, 05:00:37 AM
I'm such a noob.
--How much of a noob are you?
I'm such a noob, I thought Atlas Park was the only zone.
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on February 21, 2015, 11:03:28 PM
I am such a noob.
--How much of a noob are you?
I am such a noob, I had to ask for help to get my global name changed.
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Felderburg on March 12, 2015, 04:34:22 PM
Just gonna throw it out there that my global, on the main CoH Titan Network account management page linked above, is my global from the game itself. It is different from my forum Username, which can be seen in the profile section, and appears to be unchangeable except by admin powers.
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on March 13, 2015, 02:22:23 AM
Just gonna throw it out there that my global, on the main CoH Titan Network account management page linked above, is my global from the game itself. It is different from my forum Username, which can be seen in the profile section, and appears to be unchangeable except by admin powers.

So I'm not a noob?  What a bummer.
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on March 18, 2015, 02:31:29 AM
I'm such a noob.
--How much of a noob are you?
I'm such a noob that it took me this long to number the parts of my "Where Have All The Heroes Gone" stories.
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on March 21, 2015, 12:49:14 AM
I'm such a noob.
---How much of a noob are you?
I stole Codewalker's boxes.
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on March 21, 2015, 10:19:25 AM
Ok, I decided to go with one blue star.
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: ParagonLurker on March 21, 2015, 10:35:32 PM
It's a little confusing, because when you change something, all the posts change.
So, it is a bit difficult to follow your meaning, PA.
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on March 22, 2015, 07:50:39 AM
Ok, yeah, sorry.
For a very short while, I had CodeWalker three rows of boxes as my Avitar.
On Codewalker, it looks cool, because if you use the default theme, most people do, then it looks like he has 4 rows of different colored boxes.  It is very cool.
I decided that the boxes were his look, not mine.
So, I changed to a single blue star, which is very unique.
And then one of the mods, TonyV I think, gave me my circles and triangles.
Thanks Tony!
So, I am unique.  And if you really got to know me then you would say, "He ought to be locked up somewhere"  or perhaps "Yes, he is very unique."
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on June 13, 2015, 04:39:13 AM
I'm such a noob
--how much of a noob are you?
I'm such a noob that I forgot what I was going to say.
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Power Gamer on June 13, 2015, 08:25:33 PM
I'm such a noob.
--How much of a noob are you?
I'm such a noob that I forgot to read the previous posts.
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on June 14, 2015, 03:45:04 AM
I'm such a noob.
--How much of a noob are you?
I'm such a noob, I said take my hand and now they call me lefty.
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on June 14, 2015, 03:48:45 AM
I'm such a noob.
--How much of a noob are you?
I'm such a noob that I didn't realize that Eastgate Park is the Hollows.
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on June 25, 2015, 09:58:58 PM
I'm such a noob.
--How much of a noob are you?
I'm such a noob, that it has taken me over a year to make 1800 posts.
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Floride on June 30, 2015, 04:24:56 AM
I'm such a noob.
--How much of a noob are you?
I'm such a noob, that even after 4 years all my toons still carried Luck Charms, just in case.
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on July 15, 2015, 05:15:53 AM
I'm such a noob.
--How much of a noob are you?
I'm such a noob that all my characters just stand around talking and doing emotes.
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on August 05, 2015, 01:18:51 AM
I'm such a noob.
--How much of a noob are you?
About a 82, or so.
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on October 02, 2015, 04:18:50 AM
I'm such a noob.
--How much of a noob are you?
I have made over 2500 posts and haven't said anything.

Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on November 03, 2015, 04:24:47 PM
I'm such a noob.
--How much of a noob are you?
I make about 300 posts a month and I still haven't said anything
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on November 21, 2015, 07:32:05 AM
I'm such a noob.
--How much of a noob are you?
I'm such a noob, I thought Power-Leveling had to do with powerset balancing.
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on December 21, 2015, 08:17:30 AM
I'm such a noob.
--How much of a noob are you?
I'm such a noob, I have made more posts than anybody else.
When will I learn?
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: FeliciaDivine on December 21, 2015, 04:35:13 PM
I'm such a noob.
--How much of a noob are you?
I'm such a noob, I went on a date with a Vahzilok, but unlike most guys he wanted me to take my skin off instead of my clothes. When will I learn not to date creeps?
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on January 05, 2016, 03:38:46 AM
I'm such a noob.
--How much of a noob are you?
I'm such a noob, I wrote myself into a corner on a couple of my fan fiction stories.
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: FeliciaDivine on January 07, 2016, 11:29:26 PM
 I'm such a noob!
 You wrote yourself into a corner? Where did you find a corner in a round rubber room???
 I want answers Mister!
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on January 08, 2016, 02:39:22 AM
I'm such a noob.
--How much of a noob are you?
I'm such a noob, that FeliciaDivine is calling me out.
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on February 22, 2016, 04:20:54 AM
I'm such a noob.
--How much of a noob are you?
I'm such a noob, that even Super Fire Dragon doesn't want to have cheese with me.
.
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on May 21, 2016, 05:16:44 AM
I'm such a noob.
--How much of a noob are you?
I'm such a noob that I made over 4000 posts and didn't get paid a dime!

Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on August 06, 2016, 05:01:31 AM
We are the noobs!
Yes, we have played other games before, we don't need some punk to tell us to take a travel power at level 14.  We don't need somebody telling us to come to Skyway City, we know where the AE building is.  We don't have time for silly task forces, we're too busy farming 'Death From Below'.  Now where do we buy piston boots and how much do they improve our stats?
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on January 10, 2017, 06:31:45 AM
In a darkened room illuminated only by the glow of an LCD computer monitor, he sat in front of his computer desk.  With the ever present hum of the computer's cooling fans buzzing in the background, he manipulated the keyboard controls to cause his on-screen character to act.  The action was intense.  The character did as commanded by the keyboard.  The character lost the battle.  He didn't like to lose.  He hated losing.  He clasped his hands together and with one mighty blow after another, delivered to the keyboard his objections to losing.  The keyboard hopped with each blow.  It's legs broken and key buttons popping off, it took the beating.  After a short while, the pain and the blood made him stop.  A jagged piece of plastic had embedded itself into his left hand.  It seems that the keyboard had fought back.  He hands aching and bleeding he called out to his roommate.  Taking one look at the dead character on the screen, the broken keyboard, and his roommate's bloody hands, Steve couldn't help uttering those 3 dreaded words.  "What a noob!"
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on February 09, 2017, 05:49:16 AM
I'm such a noob.
I posted over 5000 times and nearly expected a parade in my honor.
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on May 21, 2017, 10:02:18 PM
BTW anybody can post here and share a noob story.

I was such a noob that I thought team wipes were a vital part of the game.
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on March 26, 2018, 05:07:32 AM
noobs rule!
Title: Re: We are the noobs
Post by: Paragon Avenger on August 07, 2018, 03:18:45 AM
I am such a noob.
I thought that I would get fun prizes for posting more than your average bear.  (Well, I'm not wearing pants.)

Brooks: "Wrong kind of bear, you idiot."