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Re: Where Have All The Heroes Gone?
« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2014, 06:34:44 AM »
"You bastard?" He exclaimed as the elevator doors opened and he saw Super Fire Dragon standing there.  "You let me die!  Where were you?  Why didn't you help?"
"Glad to see you're feeling better." SFD started.  "I told you that we couldn't take that monster on by ourselves."
"So you didn't even try!" He accused.
"I can't fly to the moon," SFD explained, "Why should I try?"
"OK, that's it!"  He said without thinking, "I don't want to do this anymore."
"But I have loads to teach you." SFD pleaded,  "Like how to..."
"I don't care." He interrupted.  He was finished with this know-it-all dragon.  These so-called lessons are going to get him killed permanently.  This dragon is way too reckless.  Whatever he needed to know he could pick up along the way.
"So this is goodbye?" SFD asked.
"Dragon, I'll always be grateful..." He said.
"You don't have to say it." SFD interrupted.
"Come here dragon." He said.
Super Fire Dragon took a couple steps toward our new hero.
He grabbed the dragon and hugged him.
He felt that he might never see this stupid dragon again.
"You were my best and favorite student." SFD stated.
"I was your first and only student." He countered.  "Look maybe one more lesson."
"Well there are a couple things that need work." SFD began.  "First, you need a name."
"I have a name." He replied.
"A Superhero Name!" SFD insisted.
"Ice Manix" He said.
"Ice Manix, I hate it; it's perfect."
"Thanks!" He said.
" Oh, and dude, 'Cheese is not a number' is a horrible battlecry. " SFD stated.
"Wait, no that's not my..." He realized that it had become his battlecry by default.
"And one last thing." Super Fire Dragon explained.  "Remember when you asked me where all the heroes have gone?". "Well, they haven't gone.  They are right here.". SFD said touching his lower right abdomen.
"That's my liver." He answered.
"Where's your heart?" SFD asked.
"Here." He said pointing to his upper chest.
"Then where are your kidneys?" SFD asked.
"Back here." He answered.
"Man, we got to get you to a doctor." SFD panicked.
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Re: Where Have All The Heroes Gone?
« Reply #21 on: September 18, 2014, 02:33:05 AM »
This story is continued on SFD Returns.
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Re: Where Have All The Heroes Gone?
« Reply #22 on: October 04, 2014, 04:37:20 AM »
To enjoy Red Side I'm thinking you don't need to read the first two, but it couldn't hurt.
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Re: Where Have All The Heroes Gone?
« Reply #23 on: October 18, 2014, 08:47:56 AM »
We never do learn his name.

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Re: Where Have All The Heroes Gone?
« Reply #24 on: November 17, 2014, 05:40:18 AM »
This story is continued on:
"Where Have All The Heroes Gone: #2 - SFD Returns"

Did I already say that, oh sorry.
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Re: Where Have All The Heroes Gone?
« Reply #25 on: December 13, 2014, 05:32:23 AM »
So keep reading
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Re: Where Have All The Heroes Gone?
« Reply #26 on: January 12, 2015, 07:33:49 AM »
I always have loved the reluctent hero story.
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Re: Where Have All The Heroes Gone?
« Reply #27 on: February 05, 2015, 07:57:48 AM »
Anybody else curious about Jenny Hall?
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Re: Where Have All The Heroes Gone?
« Reply #28 on: February 21, 2015, 11:23:48 PM »
Well, Ice Mannix and Jenny Hall are still together.  They are thinking of double-dating with Rare Earth (Melissa) and Marshal Darkness (Marshall).
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Re: Where Have All The Heroes Gone?
« Reply #29 on: March 10, 2015, 01:33:17 AM »
"But that's impossible."  Jenny Hall said to her doctor.
"I have examined you, and my findings are sound, but if you want a second opinnion ... "  Her doctor said.
"No.  It isn't that.  I mean I believe you, but we haven't planned this."  Jenny said.
"I suggest that you have a long and serious talk with him regarding your responsibilities."  Her doctor replied.
"You don't understand.  The father of my baby is a superhero."  Jenny Hall said and broke into tears.
"Now, there, there."  Her doctor said while patting her on the back trying to console her.
"A superhero!  Why?  Oh, why?"  Jenny cried.
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Re: Where Have All The Heroes Gone: #1
« Reply #30 on: March 18, 2015, 02:29:50 AM »
Yeah, I called this up and was thinking of Jenny Hall and decided on the ending of "Task Force".
That's how fan fiction goes.
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Re: Where Have All The Heroes Gone: #1
« Reply #31 on: March 26, 2015, 12:59:18 AM »
I hope Ice and Jenny get married.
They make a cute couple.  Ah, young love.  It's so romantic.
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Re: Where Have All The Heroes Gone: #1
« Reply #32 on: May 20, 2015, 05:51:14 AM »
Sign-up for wedding invitations, (not sold in stores).
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Re: Where Have All The Heroes Gone: #1
« Reply #33 on: June 13, 2015, 04:24:21 AM »
Ok, you can't really sign-up for wedding invitations.  Sorry if I confused you or made you anixous or whatever.
You can continue to read these stories, I think Super Spine Wolf is about to do something big.
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Re: Where Have All The Heroes Gone: #1
« Reply #34 on: July 02, 2015, 06:36:50 AM »
Jenny and Ice have set a date, and it is before Jenny's due date.  You really don't want your first born to be the ring-bearer or flower girl at your wedding.
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Re: Where Have All The Heroes Gone: #1
« Reply #35 on: July 26, 2015, 03:44:16 AM »
Jenny is expecting a baby boy.  The choices for the name are:
The Flash
Batman
Dave
or Bill
George is the dark horse in the race, but Phil could be a possibility.
Nobody is betting on Ice Junior, that would just be wrong.

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Re: Where Have All The Heroes Gone: #1
« Reply #36 on: August 05, 2015, 01:26:31 AM »
Jenny is expecting a baby boy.  The choices for the name are:
The Flash
Batman
Dave
or Bill
George is the dark horse in the race, but Phil could be a possibility.
Nobody is betting on Ice Junior, that would just be wrong.

Other names that didn't make the cut:
Super Fire Dragon, Enter the Night
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Re: Where Have All The Heroes Gone: #1
« Reply #37 on: October 04, 2015, 01:11:10 AM »
Ice Mannix and Jenny Hall had their wedding, at a local lake shore.  Perfectly timed so that their kiss at the end of the ceremony was backlit by the sunset.  It was awesome.  Jenny's dress hid most of her belly, and yes it was white.  Ice wore a silver tuxedo.
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Re: Where Have All The Heroes Gone: #1
« Reply #38 on: November 03, 2015, 04:33:01 PM »
They returned from their honeymoon and moved into Ice Mannix's mother's basement.
Jenny is  :roll: thrilled.
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Re: Where Have All The Heroes Gone: #1
« Reply #39 on: November 21, 2015, 07:38:45 AM »
Jenny gave birth to their son.  Both mother and baby are doing well.  Ice is boring everyone he can find with baby pictures.  If you see him coming, walk the other way.  Seriously, he has pictures for every 5 minutes of the kid's life.  Enough is enough already.
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