SFD: Yo, Pa. Got a minute.
Me: Oh hi, Super Fire Dragon. What can I do for you?
SFD: About this new story you just started.
Me: Yeah, isn't it great?
SFD: Well, no actually.
Me: What? Everybody loves my writing, especially Arcana.
SFD: Well, I'm not everybody.
Me: You don't like it?
SFD: You catch on fast, genius.
Me: hey, I'm not no genius, evil or otherwise.
Me: So why don't you just love this "All The Good Names Were Taken" story.
SFD: It is distracting you from the story about me, me, me, me!
Me: So you're saying that perhaps you would like to be in this new story in some way?
SFD: No! No-no-no-no-no-no-no!
Me: So what are you saying?
SFD: Finish onestroy before starting another.
Me: Where's the fun in that? One story at a time.
SFD: Great, just great.
We both laughed.