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Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« on: November 16, 2014, 06:04:36 AM »
Pick a company that really has no business in online gaming and using their ad campaign make a case for their buying City of Heroes.

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2014, 06:12:21 AM »
NCSoft

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2014, 06:13:34 AM »
Campbell's Soup
CoH would be mm' mm' good.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2014, 06:16:59 AM »
Heinz Ketchup

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The taste thats worth the wait.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2014, 07:09:02 AM »
Progressive Insurance
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2014, 07:15:14 AM »
Honda

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2014, 10:57:42 AM »
Budweiser
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2014, 01:48:09 PM »
Kellogg

City of Heroes - They're GrrrrrrrrRRRRRRREAT!
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2014, 06:34:08 PM »
i agree with Campbells Tsooup actually....
If we set it on fire it'll burn....but that'd leave evidence...I KNOW ! COMPLETE ATOMIZATION! WOOOO!

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2014, 06:44:53 PM »
i agree with Campbells Tsooup actually....

FedEx and Exlax can joing forces to buy the game so they can get this S**T Moving.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2014, 07:15:54 PM »
maybe we need to send the ceo on coh some of these and some wood glue.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2014, 08:01:23 PM »
FedEx and Exlax can joing forces to buy the game so they can buy the game and get this S**T Moving.

Hahahahahaha!

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2014, 08:30:39 PM »
Papa John's:

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2014, 10:02:49 PM »
Nestlé.

They'd fit right in with City of Villains! :p

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2014, 03:49:07 AM »
Jack Daniels, gameplay will be filtered through sugar maple charcoal.  To add more smoothness to the game.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2014, 05:27:05 AM »
I don't know when City of Heroes will return, or do I?

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2014, 05:37:16 AM »
Maxwell House

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2014, 01:25:39 PM »
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2014, 12:03:13 AM »
Progressive Insurance
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2014, 05:32:22 AM »
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