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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2014, 07:45:15 AM »
State Farm. Like a good Neighbor, Statesfarm is there.

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #21 on: November 18, 2014, 02:25:04 PM »
General Mills -- who will come out with City of Her-O's.

Featuring flavor O's like...

Sister Strawberry
Positron Purple (grape)
War Witch Watermellon

and many more...

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #22 on: November 18, 2014, 11:05:44 PM »
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #23 on: November 19, 2014, 08:41:37 PM »
Cheetos

Baddies that go crunch.

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #24 on: November 19, 2014, 10:25:45 PM »
Jack Daniels

I already said J.D.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #25 on: November 19, 2014, 10:29:41 PM »
American Family Insurance

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #26 on: November 20, 2014, 01:58:17 AM »
Just My Size

The game just fits.

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #27 on: November 20, 2014, 11:16:19 PM »
Dos Equis beer

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #28 on: November 21, 2014, 01:40:00 AM »
Chef Gordon Ramsay:

"Where the f&%k is the f&%king game? Why the f&%k isn't the f&%king game up and f&%king running yet? Just buy the f&%king game and put it the f&%k online! The f&%king customers are f&%king waiting!"
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #29 on: November 21, 2014, 02:27:43 AM »
Chef Gordon Ramsay:

"Where the f&%k is the f&%king game? Why the f&%k isn't the f&%king game up and f&%king running yet? Just buy the f&%king game and put it the f&%k online! The f&%king customers are f&%king waiting!"

Love it.

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #30 on: November 21, 2014, 04:49:07 AM »
Chef Gordon Ramsay:

"Where the f&%k is the f&%king game? Why the f&%k isn't the f&%king game up and f&%king running yet? Just buy the f&%king game and put it the f&%k online! The f&%king customers are f&%king waiting!"

F&%king awesome.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #31 on: November 21, 2014, 04:48:17 PM »
The UFC - Dana White speaking to NCSoft.

So you wanna be a fsking MMO company? Then you better get the game online and stop fsking jerking my chain. Look you are the ones stupid enough to shutdown the fsking game. Stop being a moron and sign the fsking papers. Get on with it or I'll have Ronda Rousey stop by and break your fsking arm.

 


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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #32 on: November 22, 2014, 05:10:07 AM »
Verizon Wireless

They could over charge us for the game.
Eight cents a minute of gameplay, unless you buy a package.
Now if you exceed your package minutes than there is an overage fee plus the charge for the minutes.
And task forces and incarnate trials are extra.
Unless you buy the All In The Family plan that includes 2 additional accounts, $59.95 for each additional account. And more confusing plans and options.

And nighttime and weekends are free, but not in all areas.

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #33 on: November 23, 2014, 05:38:10 AM »
Visa Infinite.

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #34 on: November 23, 2014, 05:54:12 AM »
The Home Depot

"More Saving. More Doing."

CoH (I) = City of Home Improvement.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #35 on: November 23, 2014, 05:14:15 PM »
Malaysia Airlines
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #36 on: November 23, 2014, 08:13:39 PM »
Toha Heavy Industries.
So far so good. Onward and upward!

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #37 on: November 25, 2014, 04:18:01 AM »
Lays Potato Chips

No one can play just one mission.

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #38 on: November 25, 2014, 10:40:21 AM »
Lil' Debbie snack cakes

You know you want to play.

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #39 on: November 27, 2014, 04:54:52 AM »
Progressive Insurance
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