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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2014, 07:45:15 AM »
State Farm. Like a good Neighbor, Statesfarm is there.

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #21 on: November 18, 2014, 02:25:04 PM »
General Mills -- who will come out with City of Her-O's.

Featuring flavor O's like...

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #22 on: November 18, 2014, 11:05:44 PM »
Jack Daniels
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #23 on: November 19, 2014, 08:41:37 PM »
Cheetos

Baddies that go crunch.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #24 on: November 19, 2014, 10:25:45 PM »
Jack Daniels

I already said J.D.
First page about the 15th entry.
"Filtered for extra smooth gameplay"
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #25 on: November 19, 2014, 10:29:41 PM »
American Family Insurance

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #26 on: November 20, 2014, 01:58:17 AM »
Just My Size

The game just fits.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #27 on: November 20, 2014, 11:16:19 PM »
Dos Equis beer

The most interesting man in the world:  "I don't always play MMOs, but when I do, I prefer City of Heroes."

The commercial ends with him stating the signature sign-off: "Stay the course, my friends."
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #28 on: November 21, 2014, 01:40:00 AM »
Chef Gordon Ramsay:

"Where the f&%k is the f&%king game? Why the f&%k isn't the f&%king game up and f&%king running yet? Just buy the f&%king game and put it the f&%k online! The f&%king customers are f&%king waiting!"
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #29 on: November 21, 2014, 02:27:43 AM »
Chef Gordon Ramsay:

"Where the f&%k is the f&%king game? Why the f&%k isn't the f&%king game up and f&%king running yet? Just buy the f&%king game and put it the f&%k online! The f&%king customers are f&%king waiting!"

Love it.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #30 on: November 21, 2014, 04:49:07 AM »
Chef Gordon Ramsay:

"Where the f&%k is the f&%king game? Why the f&%k isn't the f&%king game up and f&%king running yet? Just buy the f&%king game and put it the f&%k online! The f&%king customers are f&%king waiting!"

F&%king awesome.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #31 on: November 21, 2014, 04:48:17 PM »
The UFC - Dana White speaking to NCSoft.

So you wanna be a fsking MMO company? Then you better get the game online and stop fsking jerking my chain. Look you are the ones stupid enough to shutdown the fsking game. Stop being a moron and sign the fsking papers. Get on with it or I'll have Ronda Rousey stop by and break your fsking arm.

 


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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #32 on: November 22, 2014, 05:10:07 AM »
Verizon Wireless

They could over charge us for the game.
Eight cents a minute of gameplay, unless you buy a package.
Now if you exceed your package minutes than there is an overage fee plus the charge for the minutes.
And task forces and incarnate trials are extra.
Unless you buy the All In The Family plan that includes 2 additional accounts, $59.95 for each additional account. And more confusing plans and options.

And nighttime and weekends are free, but not in all areas.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #33 on: November 23, 2014, 05:38:10 AM »
Visa Infinite.

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #34 on: November 23, 2014, 05:54:12 AM »
The Home Depot

"More Saving. More Doing."

CoH (I) = City of Home Improvement.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #35 on: November 23, 2014, 05:14:15 PM »
Malaysia Airlines
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #36 on: November 23, 2014, 08:13:39 PM »
Toha Heavy Industries.
One of things i miss most is my whimsically named PB, general incompetence. With his battlecry of "I know what I'm doing!" he only achieved 30 levels of making villains look bad before the shutdown.
NPC: "I heard the Council museum heist was foiled by general incompetence!"

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #37 on: November 25, 2014, 04:18:01 AM »
Lays Potato Chips

No one can play just one mission.

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #38 on: November 25, 2014, 10:40:21 AM »
Lil' Debbie snack cakes

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #39 on: November 27, 2014, 04:54:52 AM »
Progressive Insurance
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