Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH

[Paragon Avenger]

M&M Mars,

We know chocolate.  We know how to entice you.  And we can do the same for City of Warcraft or whatever it is called.

[Power Gamer]

United Airlines

Cuz, why should NCSoft have all the fun?

[Paragon Avenger]

United Airlines
Cuz, why should NCSoft have all the fun?

Make a boneheaded move in City of Heroes and two armed guards come and drag you off the team.
Hey, maybe that could be the new 'kicked' animation.

[hurple]

Dollar Tree

[MyriVerse]

Spanx!

[Power Gamer]

Evian

[Paragon Avenger]

Dollar Tree

Each Enhancement only a $1!

[Paragon Avenger]

Evian

Evian, because if you think this isn't ordinary tap-water, you're naive.  And we can do the same for City of Heroes!

[Tubbius]

Evian, because if you think this isn't ordinary tap-water, you're naive.  And we can do the same for City of Heroes!

You mean "Seoreh fo Ytic?"

[Paragon Avenger]

Spam!

What are you hungry for when you're hungry for spam?  Hey, it's cheap and not horrible when fired well done or al dente.  Anyway, we can do the same for City of Heroes.

[Paragon Avenger]

Cheetos,

They will replace Ms. Liberty with Chester Cheetah, but other than that, its win-win.

City of Heroes, the MMORPG that goes CRUNCH!

[crashpositron]

DC Comics!

All the heroes will be dark, angsty anti-heroes and uber-violent.  Every mish will be a new 'Origin' story, and the game will be retconned every 12 months or so.
Only Ms Liberty will be like you remember her. 

[Paragon Avenger]

Mercedes-Benz,

We are the Cadillac of cars, and we can do the same for City of Heroes.  Wait a minute!

[Paragon Avenger]

People worry about DC Comics or Marvel Comics.

I say, Hanna-Barbera,

They could make City of Heroes "smarter than the average MMO!"

[Paragon Avenger]

Crest,

Ms. Liberty (holding a box of Crest toothpaste): For a brighter smile and refresher breath, I never defeat a bad-guy without it.

[Paragon Avenger]

Dove,

Ms. Liberty (holding a box of Dove Soap): With one quarter cleansing cream, Dove helps the women of Paragon City look super.

[Paragon Avenger]

Tide,

Ms. Liberty (holding a box of Tide Soap): We superheroes must stay clean, and nothing removes tough sewer stains better.  I use it on all my uniforms, no matter where I might be next.

[Paragon Avenger]

Dawn,

Ms. Liberty (holding a bottle of Dawn Soap): Some bad guys or so slimy and oily, Dawn gets grease out of the way.  When I wash the dishes, I always use Dawn.
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[Paragon Avenger]

Samsung,

Ms. Liberty (holding a Samsung Galaxy Note S8): To keep in contact with your contacts, use Samsung brand smart phones and Tablets.  Samsung, the only smart phone I use, when my iPhone is charging..
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[Paragon Avenger]

Minute Rice,

Ms. Liberty (holding a box of Minute Rice): You know, with all the crime fighting, training, task forces and dancing we supers do, we don't have time to cook.  That's where Minute Rice comes in.  It is ready in 5 minutes and is very yummy.