Author Topic: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH (Read 180649 times)

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #460 on:** August 20, 2017, 04:04:00 AM »

Popeye Spinach,

Ms. Liberty (holding a can of Popeye Spinach): You know, when I want to have some spinach, I choose Popeye Spinach. And you should too.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #461 on:** August 30, 2017, 03:47:20 AM »

Penzoil,

Ms. Liberty (holding up a can of Penzoil): You know, I rely heavily on my non-existant vehicle. So I protect it by changing the engine oil as reccomended by the manufacturer, and using Penzoil brand oil. Ask for it by name.

Tubbius · « **Reply #462 on:** September 02, 2017, 05:55:13 AM »

These remind me of the old Frosted Flakes ads starring the 1950s Superman.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #463 on:** September 06, 2017, 12:50:11 AM »

CRC QD Electronic Cleaner,

Ms. Liberty (holding up a can of CRC QD Electronic Cleaner): You know, I rely heavily on my electronics to work. So when I have a noisy pot or toggle, I reach for CRC QD Electronic Cleaner. Just spray away those dirty controls. Ask for it by name.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #464 on:** September 09, 2017, 06:01:17 PM »

Elmer's Carpenter's Wood Glue,

Ms. Liberty (holding up a squeeze bottle of Elmer's Carpenter's Wood Glue): When I do wood joinery or repair, my wood glue of choice has been Elmer's Carpenter's Wood Glue. I use iall the time. Get yours today.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #465 on:** September 15, 2017, 01:49:10 AM »

Tabasco Sauce,

Ms. Liberty (holding up a bottle of Tabasco Sauce): When I hit the sauce, I make it Tabasco Sauce. If it ain't hot enough for you, get something hotter, duh.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #466 on:** October 03, 2017, 02:08:12 AM »

Ragu Pasta Sauce,

Ms. Liberty (holding up a jar of Ragu Pasta Sauce): Friends, when you need spaghetti and something like that, make it with Ragu brand sauces. Hey, you could do worse.

Abraxus · « **Reply #467 on:** October 05, 2017, 02:20:05 PM »

In light of this information https://www.gog.com/game/star_wars_battlefront_ii, I am gonna throw GoG into the mix. They would have the money (in theory), and they apparently have the know how, when it comes to resurrecting a slightly dated, but beloved game!

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #468 on:** October 09, 2017, 04:53:09 AM »

Arm & Hammer Baking Soda,

Ms. Liberty (holding up a box of Arm & Hammer Baking Soda): Friends, on a hot day nothing is more refreshing than an ice-cold soda. So when I get all hot and bothered, I drink Arm & Hammer Baking Soda

CUT

What was wrong with that one?

bugzee · « **Reply #469 on:** October 10, 2017, 11:00:18 PM »

I see that Amazon is now in the game development arena "Amazon Game Studios". It looks like they are developing 3 games, one of which is an MMO called "New World". I don't know if anyone already brought it up, but Amazon would have the ability to rez City of Heroes.

https://games.amazon.com/

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #470 on:** October 20, 2017, 03:49:36 AM »

Arm & Hammer Baking Soda,

Ms. Liberty (holding up a box of Arm & Hammer Baking Soda): Friends, Arm & Hammer isn't a soda pop, it's for baking and 101 other uses around the house. Believe me we I say that my house stays well supplied.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #471 on:** November 03, 2017, 05:35:13 AM »

PetsMart,

Masterminds and controllers love it.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #472 on:** November 14, 2017, 03:02:44 AM »

Swingline Staplers,

When absolutely, possitily, most definely want to fasten two sheets of paper together. And imagine what we could do for City of Warcraft, or whatever the heck it was called.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #473 on:** December 10, 2017, 10:43:07 PM »

Zantac, HE 235,

Yes, if you gotz heart burn and an acid stomache, poor dear. Take Zantac HE 235.
It knocks out acid fast, and we can do the same for City of Heroes.
Arachnos gives me heart burn.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #474 on:** December 24, 2017, 08:38:03 PM »

Johnson & Johnson:

You cry babies want City of Heroes back? Well we have everything that babies need.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #475 on:** December 31, 2017, 09:20:20 PM »

Gateway:

We would be mooooo, I mean more than happy to bring back City of Cows.
(what? Oh.)
Never-mind.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #476 on:** February 06, 2018, 04:59:28 AM »

Global Life Insurance,

We would be honored to bring back City of Heroes, after you die.

Azrael · « **Reply #477 on:** February 09, 2018, 09:47:55 AM »

Blizzard.

I think they would have smashed it.

Didn't Activision buy Candy Crush for $5 billion or something ridiculous?

CoH could have been bought with pocket change down the back of Blizzard's sofa.

A superhero game. It's the one hole in their game list.

Azrael.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #478 on:** March 03, 2018, 08:45:29 AM »

Franzia boxed wines,

Here at Franzia, we put quality wine in boxes, no bottles, no corks.
City of Heroes would be a snap for us; is it a white or a red?

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #479 on:** March 22, 2018, 05:38:32 AM »

Charmin Bath Tissue

Please don't squeeze Ms. Liberty.

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Author Topic: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH (Read 180649 times)

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