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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #500 on: October 07, 2018, 07:33:27 AM »
Long John Silver's Sea Food.

We sell the best chicken in the business.  Betcha didn't know that chicken was sea food.  Anywho, we can do the same for City of Pirates, or heroes, or whatever it was.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #501 on: October 25, 2018, 03:02:29 AM »
Meade,

Since nobody uses paper any more, we should do on-line MMORPG role playing games.  How hard could it be?
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #502 on: November 01, 2018, 02:13:53 AM »
Parker Brothers,

We've been making games since...before you were born.  We can certainly handle a simple MMORPG like City of Heroes.  Oh yeah, we're Hasbro now, never mind.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #503 on: November 12, 2018, 08:19:01 PM »
Chef Boyardee,

Yes, we can cook up City of Heroes.  We've been making meals easy for decades, now we can make games easy too.
Only Hami will have to be replaced by huge meatball.
 
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #504 on: November 29, 2018, 02:17:14 AM »
Bosch,

No the one way Lomb is Bosh.
Anyway, we make great consumer electronics.  So why not great electronic games for consumers?
We will be launching City of Heroes by Bosch(c) in the near future.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #505 on: December 04, 2018, 02:47:00 AM »
Superman,

I can do almost anything, so bringing back an MMORPG piece of cake.
What?  NC who?

Oh nevermind, I'm not getting mixed up with those creeps.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #506 on: December 05, 2018, 04:44:46 AM »
Chef Gordon Ramsay:

"Where the f&%k is the f&%king game? Why the f&%k isn't the f&%king game up and f&%king running yet? Just buy the f&%king game and put it the f&%k online! The f&%king customers are f&%king waiting!"

Love it all over again.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #507 on: January 16, 2019, 02:35:53 AM »
Barbie,

Sure, I'll bring back City of Heroes.  I'll just hop into a my pink Volkswagon with blue flowers.  I'll pick-up Skipper and we can have this done in no time.  After we change clothes, of course.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #508 on: January 21, 2019, 04:45:52 AM »
Sears,

They could...nevermind.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #509 on: April 22, 2019, 01:59:20 AM »
Bounce,

Because the game is going to bounce back!!!!
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #510 on: April 24, 2019, 01:32:07 AM »
Titan.

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #514 on: April 25, 2019, 10:12:34 AM »
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #515 on: April 26, 2019, 02:41:13 AM »
Wreck It Ralph says, "I'm going to wreck it."

And he can do the same for City of Heroes.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #516 on: May 10, 2019, 04:36:40 AM »
ftw: DISCORD

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