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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #60 on: December 14, 2014, 03:31:46 PM »
Pixar

The cut scenes will be well animated.

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #61 on: December 14, 2014, 06:41:46 PM »

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #62 on: December 17, 2014, 06:52:26 AM »
Boeing Aircraft Corporation

Let your game take flight, unless super speed is your travel power.

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #63 on: December 19, 2014, 02:38:43 AM »
Oracle Corporation

Why not, they've beeen buying everything else.
Remember, it's only words.

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #64 on: December 19, 2014, 10:44:18 AM »
Apple

City of Heroes? There's an app for that!
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #65 on: December 20, 2014, 03:18:31 AM »
Boeing Aircraft Corporation

Let your game take flight, unless super speed is your travel power.
Till it catches fire and leaks fuel like the Dreamliner!

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #66 on: December 20, 2014, 03:55:56 AM »
Sony Pictures. They seem to have a good time negotiating with Koreans right now xD (Note: I know the difference between S Korea and the sad land, but this one was too easy t say)

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #67 on: December 20, 2014, 03:58:12 AM »
General Electric.

Remember the GEnie network, we can do the same to CoX.

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #68 on: December 22, 2014, 10:46:20 PM »
Sarah Lee

nobody does it / doesn't like Sarah Lee ... games.

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #69 on: December 23, 2014, 05:09:35 PM »
Banquet Frozen Foods

City of Heroes will become the TV dinner of MMORPG'S

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #70 on: December 23, 2014, 05:14:27 PM »
General Electric.

Remember the GEnie network, we can do the same to CoX.

The beauty of this is that they would have a unique NPC in the game, named General Electric, an elec/elec blaster.

Hallmark. Everyone's shout would be replaced with a saccharin, pun-filled tagline.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #71 on: December 23, 2014, 05:21:39 PM »
Hallmark. Everyone's shout would be replaced with a saccharin, pun-filled tagline.

As our intrepid hero runs into battle against the dreaded Malta Group, we hear him shout, "Remember today is a gift!  That's why it's called the present!"

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #72 on: December 23, 2014, 06:08:20 PM »
As our intrepid hero runs into battle against the dreaded Malta Group, we hear him shout, "Remember today is a gift!  That's why it's called the present!"

Haha! Perfect!
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #73 on: December 24, 2014, 01:45:48 AM »
Budweiser

"When you've said C - O - H, you've said it all!"

(Just shows how old I am....)

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #74 on: December 24, 2014, 05:16:24 AM »
Sysco

Just because you never heard of us, and probably confuse us with Cisco, doesn't mean that we can't take City of Heroes to a whole new level of food service.

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #75 on: December 24, 2014, 02:27:53 PM »
Sysco

Just because you never heard of us, and probably confuse us with Cisco, doesn't mean that we can't take City of Heroes to a whole new level of food service.

But don't confuse them with another buyer: Crisco.

Making CoH a delicious experience for all.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #76 on: December 26, 2014, 11:35:11 PM »
Nike

Just play it

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #77 on: December 28, 2014, 06:29:25 AM »
Cisco

You'll need a new router to play City of Heroes.

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #78 on: December 28, 2014, 06:44:57 AM »
BASF
We didn't make City of Heroes, we make it better.

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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
« Reply #79 on: December 28, 2014, 07:42:51 PM »
BASF
We didn't make City of Heroes, we make it better.

I crack me up.