Author Topic: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH (Read 180264 times)

Azrael · « **Reply #380 on:** May 13, 2016, 09:35:20 AM »

Apple.

Stick CoH on iOS.

Azrael.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #381 on:** May 13, 2016, 10:37:44 PM »

Quote from: Azrael on May 13, 2016, 09:35:20 AM

Apple.

Stick CoH on iOS.

Azrael.

Imagine gameplay, with an iPod like wheel.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #382 on:** June 04, 2016, 09:18:33 AM »

Raspberry PI,

City of Heroes is now a mid-level difficultty project for electronics/computer science students at the 8th grade level. Each student who completes the project in the allotted time will receive an "auto-pen" signed certificate from the school's principal.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #383 on:** June 14, 2016, 02:41:02 AM »

Paragon Chat,

Afterall, they are making money hand-over-fist from PC, they can easily afford to purchase CoX.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #384 on:** June 17, 2016, 12:44:44 AM »

Goodyear Tire and Rubber Company,

That way we will know that the game will be 'round a while.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #385 on:** June 20, 2016, 08:15:08 AM »

Hanes,

Because even superheroes wear underwear, on the outside---weirdos.

Tubbius · « **Reply #386 on:** June 21, 2016, 04:19:24 AM »

The BBC.

So we can finally recolor that phone booth in that one zone. . . .

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #387 on:** June 22, 2016, 04:52:24 AM »

GE,

All the electricity powersets would get un-nerfed.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #388 on:** June 30, 2016, 02:49:54 AM »

RAID,

Maybe then some of the bugs will be out of the game.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #389 on:** July 01, 2016, 03:51:16 AM »

Staples,

That way, they will never run out of rubber-bands.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #390 on:** July 05, 2016, 05:38:02 AM »

Penzoyle,

Is that improbable enough for you?

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #391 on:** July 06, 2016, 01:58:34 AM »

Mr & Mrs. T Bloody Mary Mix,

When you want a Bloody Mary and are too hung-over to mix tomato juice with Worchester sauce, Mr. & Mr.s T Bloody Mary Mix is right there to help. And they can do the same for City of Heroes too.

HeatSpike1 · « **Reply #392 on:** July 25, 2016, 03:19:08 AM »

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #393 on:** July 28, 2016, 04:17:23 AM »

Boeing,

That way, we will all be able to fly.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #394 on:** August 04, 2016, 03:30:16 AM »

Gilliet or Schliek,

That way, we can get out of those hairy missions.

Floride · « **Reply #395 on:** August 06, 2016, 06:29:05 AM »

Gloria Steinem

Although she'd probably want to re-title it City of Heroines.

RGladden · « **Reply #396 on:** August 07, 2016, 12:57:17 PM »

Dr. Evil...for the win!

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #397 on:** August 13, 2016, 06:59:00 PM »

Enron,

Oh, never mind.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #398 on:** August 16, 2016, 03:31:36 AM »

Bic,

Making pens and lighters that last, maybe the game will last a while too.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #399 on:** August 17, 2016, 03:51:11 AM »

Rollex,

When you got to know the time surrounded by diamonds, City of Heroes is it.

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