Author Topic: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH (Read 180230 times)

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #400 on:** August 26, 2016, 02:12:17 AM »

Kay Jewelers,

Every Knockback, knockdown or kill begins with K.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #401 on:** August 29, 2016, 04:02:25 AM »

SubWay sandwhich shops,

Kill Fresh!

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #402 on:** August 30, 2016, 01:32:04 AM »

Liberty Mutual Insurance,

They could move the game to New Jersey where they would be a view of the Statue of Liberty in the background.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #403 on:** August 31, 2016, 05:38:25 AM »

Samsung,

They would probably just make it better, but only after Apple made it better first.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #404 on:** September 09, 2016, 04:25:11 AM »

McDonald's,

Frostfire would be replaced by the Ham Buggler. Ms. Liberty would be replaced by Ronald himself.
And Positron would continually ask if you want french fries with that.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #405 on:** September 22, 2016, 06:47:05 AM »

Teddy Bears,

Like Champions online, you could turn into a teddy bear.
Also, one of the most firece villian groups, the Teddy Bear gang; with their candy-cane sucker punch power.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #406 on:** September 27, 2016, 04:07:30 AM »

Make the angry Teddy Bears go away.
(maybe if I put on a pair of pants ... )

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #407 on:** October 02, 2016, 03:40:30 PM »

Pants,

All CoX players would have to wear pants, all the time.

Tahquitz · « **Reply #408 on:** October 03, 2016, 01:13:00 AM »

Blasphemy.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #409 on:** October 05, 2016, 12:29:10 AM »

Pringles,

Only, the bad guys would stack-up nearly after being defeated.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #410 on:** October 08, 2016, 05:13:59 AM »

Bob Dole,

He could, well, he might, well that Aggy person seemed to think that he could do something.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #411 on:** October 12, 2016, 02:54:11 AM »

Gru Industries,

Hey, he can't do much worst than Lord Recluse.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #412 on:** October 19, 2016, 04:45:41 AM »

Toyota,

They seem to know how to make cars, maybe they can make MMO's too.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #413 on:** October 20, 2016, 04:08:51 AM »

Paragon Avenger Studios,

If it's great, we probably did it.*

*does not actually imply any credit for any great thing real or imagined.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #414 on:** October 24, 2016, 03:27:09 AM »

Super Fire Dragon & Associates,

SFD&A are the only corporation posed to take complete control over CoH, Cov, Praetoria a.k.a. Going Rogue. SFD&A have the finanical, technicol, and story skills; plus Super Fire Dragon himself.
So ask for SFD&A by name!

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #415 on:** October 28, 2016, 03:18:39 AM »

Spaltoon,

It's for babies

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #416 on:** October 30, 2016, 08:10:51 AM »

NC Soft,

Hey, they did it once, they can do it again!

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #417 on:** November 04, 2016, 05:31:24 AM »

Arcana,

Why not?

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #418 on:** November 22, 2016, 04:02:02 AM »

Apple,

So they can make something in the USA.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #419 on:** December 02, 2016, 03:04:45 AM »

Carrier,

They have promised to make stuff in the U.S.A. and since their furnances and air conditioners [work great] maybe they can [not] screw-up CoX.

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