Author Topic: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH (Read 180232 times)

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #420 on:** December 03, 2016, 06:50:04 AM »

Pepper Potts,

She has wisely invested in Stark Industries and Wayne Industries. She is now worth more than Richie Rich, but no where near Scrooge McDuck. She can easily afford it.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #421 on:** December 12, 2016, 04:06:16 AM »

Richie Rich,

He wanted to try it out, he had heard so many great things about it, so he bought it from NCSoft and hired CodeWalker et al to run and maintain the game. The Paragon Avenger was put in for Statesman.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #422 on:** December 20, 2016, 02:41:44 AM »

Scooge,

Blah, hum-bug, to all other MMO's!

Tubbius · « **Reply #423 on:** December 20, 2016, 05:01:47 AM »

Quote from: Paragon Avenger on December 20, 2016, 02:41:44 AM

Scooge,

Blah, hum-bug, to all other MMO's!

Ebenezer, or McDuck?

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #424 on:** December 21, 2016, 03:59:17 AM »

Now that Scrooge has purchased City of Heroes,

There are a few changes:

No more silly free-to-play non-sense
Pay to play
Pay to win
Heck, pay to get a mission
There is now a 5% surcharge on everything
No more free gifts, humming in the streets
Yes, pay to click
Pay to level
And killer interest
Usery, ha more like Uberary
Pay to stand around dancing
All emotes cost money
Pay to lose, even
Some of us would still want to play

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #425 on:** December 30, 2016, 08:35:29 AM »

Comquat Growers Association of America:

Did you read the latest Fake News? That's why.

Power Gamer · « **Reply #426 on:** January 07, 2017, 06:10:46 AM »

Umbrella Corporation

But they are taking a rain check

Carnada · « **Reply #427 on:** January 07, 2017, 01:32:38 PM »

Has anyone checked with WayneTech?

Power Gamer · « **Reply #428 on:** January 07, 2017, 04:05:39 PM »

Society for Circular Arguments

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #429 on:** January 08, 2017, 07:39:25 AM »

Quote from: Power Gamer on January 07, 2017, 04:05:39 PM

Society for Circular Arguments

Why should they buy it?
Because they are going to buy it.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #430 on:** January 13, 2017, 02:52:01 AM »

Stark Industries was all set to buy City of heroes, but at the last minute, Tony changed the company to a retail furniture chain. That man has got to stay out of caves.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #431 on:** January 19, 2017, 04:03:03 AM »

Acme Labs,

They can fool Pinky and The Brain into taking over Paragon City as an expriment in behavioral science. It's brillant!

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #432 on:** January 23, 2017, 03:54:06 AM »

Quote from: Paragon Avenger on May 06, 2015, 06:12:25 AM

Baldwin Piano;

We could make City of Heroes the Steinway of MMO's.

I crack me up. (that's one)

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #433 on:** January 23, 2017, 03:54:57 AM »

Rubbermaid,

No game is made like City of Heroes.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #434 on:** February 03, 2017, 04:57:56 AM »

Paragon Transit Authority,

In a clever attempt to stir up ridership, the PTA has purchased the game City of Heroes in which it is the transportation system. When asked for comment, a PTA offical who didn't wish to be identified said, "Just because we only exist inside an MMO that has been shut-down for over 4 years, is no reason why we can't step-in, save the day, and buy the thing."

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #435 on:** February 05, 2017, 06:16:21 PM »

Staples,

There would be a new button in your nav window. The button would appear at certain times, just like the blue exit button would appear at mission end. This new button will be red and say, "Easy" in friendly white letters. Whenever things seemed too difficult for the player, the "Easy" button would appear. When clicked, it would take the difficulty setting down a notch or three and maybe even lower the level of the enemy some.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #436 on:** February 20, 2017, 10:59:14 PM »

The Sunglass Hut.

Yup, this multi-billion dollar franchise-only company has been secretly amassing an arsenal of ready cash to purchase weak MMO companies like NCSoft that are poorly run and mismanaged. The Sunglass Hut promises few changes to the game with the slight exception that ALL NPC's will be wearing Sunglasses.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #437 on:** March 03, 2017, 05:38:14 AM »

The Paragon Avenger,

Who else has more to gain from avenging a game set in Paragon City?

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #438 on:** March 05, 2017, 06:01:40 PM »

NesTea,

Seeking to branch out into the online-gaming industry, NesTea has purchased City of Heroes from NCSoft for an undisclosed amount of influence, even more than 10,000i. NesTea will re-launch the game soon^TM and plans only minor changes. Like Enriche will be replaced with NesTea. All the billboards will feature NesTea advertisments, and the drink emote and teabag emote will feature NesTea.

Personal note, I don't care if my characters' costumes said 'NesTea' all over them, I would still play City of Heroes.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #439 on:** April 06, 2017, 04:09:19 AM »

The IRS,

I just finished filing my taxes, they can afford to buy it.

News:

Author Topic: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH (Read 180232 times)