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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1640 on: June 23, 2017, 03:24:32 AM »
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1641 on: June 23, 2017, 01:50:23 PM »
Some day I shall fool the girl!
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1642 on: June 27, 2017, 01:15:10 AM »
If you want to be happy the rest of your life, don't make a pretty woman your wife, but from my personal point of view, trick an ugly girl into marrying you.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1643 on: June 27, 2017, 01:21:57 AM »
Did I do that?
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1644 on: June 27, 2017, 02:35:00 AM »
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1645 on: June 27, 2017, 04:15:13 AM »
One nut down, now for the tree!
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-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1646 on: June 27, 2017, 04:45:50 AM »
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1647 on: June 27, 2017, 04:48:48 AM »
I've seen your life story, and it ends here.
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1648 on: June 27, 2017, 04:50:07 AM »
Don't worry, I'll tell your heirs that you put up a really good fight.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1649 on: June 27, 2017, 05:16:41 AM »
And by a really good fight I mean you whined and cried like a little girl.
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1650 on: June 29, 2017, 01:18:46 AM »
Yes, but I won't tell them that you wet yourself pleading for mercy.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1651 on: June 29, 2017, 03:56:57 AM »
Whether you have on clean underwear or not, you are going to have an accident.
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-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1652 on: June 29, 2017, 04:00:10 AM »
Afer I get through with you, even your underwear will be a mess.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1653 on: June 29, 2017, 05:41:26 PM »
Underwear? We don't need no stinking underwear...we have kilts!
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1654 on: July 01, 2017, 04:31:33 AM »
You won't need underwear, where you're going.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1655 on: July 01, 2017, 05:07:33 AM »
Under where? Over there!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1656 on: July 06, 2017, 02:18:24 PM »
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1657 on: July 06, 2017, 06:03:41 PM »
Tooli ooli walla, oobi aba naba, early morning singing song!
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-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1658 on: July 07, 2017, 01:02:30 AM »
You're gonna look like a jig-saw puzzle, with a couple pieces gone.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1659 on: July 07, 2017, 04:30:45 AM »
Everybody was kung-fu fighting!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"