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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1360 on: November 30, 2016, 07:03:00 AM »
Frosty the Snowman also had a red nose, after I broke it.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1361 on: November 30, 2016, 01:19:22 PM »
You won't look so nice, after I've been naughty
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1362 on: December 01, 2016, 02:57:18 AM »
I'll be home for Christmas; you'll be, well, not home.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1363 on: December 02, 2016, 01:33:03 AM »
Away in a coma, needs a bandage on his head...
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1364 on: December 02, 2016, 02:46:04 AM »
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas; you won't be dreaming at all ever again.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1365 on: December 02, 2016, 03:52:34 AM »
You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pouch as I blacken your eyes.
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1366 on: December 03, 2016, 05:24:11 AM »
On the first day of Christmas, I will do to you, one servere beat-down.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1367 on: December 05, 2016, 02:40:01 AM »
One the second day of Christmas, I will do to you, two Charley horses.
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1368 on: December 08, 2016, 05:54:27 AM »
On the third day of Christmas, I will do to you, three broken teeth.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1369 on: December 08, 2016, 08:21:11 AM »
On the fourth day of Christmas, I will do to you, four elbow smashes
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1370 on: December 09, 2016, 11:40:17 PM »
On the fifth day of Christmas, I will do to you, five Indian Burns

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1371 on: December 10, 2016, 10:04:34 PM »
On the sixth day of Christmas, I will do to you, six swift shin kicks
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1372 on: December 11, 2016, 07:38:58 AM »
On the seventh day of Christmas, I will do to you, seven hertz donuts.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1373 on: December 12, 2016, 12:21:01 AM »
On the eighth day of of Christmas, I will do to you, eight vicious groin punches
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1374 on: December 12, 2016, 03:47:48 AM »
On the ninth day of of Christmas, I will do to you, nine Wet Willies

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1375 on: December 12, 2016, 05:25:27 AM »
On the tenth day of Christmas, I will do to you, ten noggin noogies
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1376 on: December 14, 2016, 05:06:33 AM »
On the eleventh day of of Christmas, I will do to you, eleven broken bones!

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1377 on: January 02, 2017, 11:42:15 AM »
On the twelfth day of of Christmas, I will do to you, twelve missing teeth!

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1378 on: January 02, 2017, 03:04:25 PM »
Happy New Year, it took you a while to wake up didn't it?
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1379 on: January 03, 2017, 05:52:40 AM »
Did your New Years Resolution involve the Zig?  Does now!