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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1740 on: December 15, 2017, 04:23:58 PM »
I spy with my little eye, something that starts with a CONCUSSION!
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1741 on: December 24, 2017, 08:33:13 PM »
Ok, guys, guys, I got a great plan.  We all play dead.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1742 on: December 25, 2017, 03:30:28 AM »
Skip the middle man, don't play dead, BE dead.
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-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1743 on: December 25, 2017, 04:39:22 PM »
Listen up you bunch of dead guys, here's the plan, go kill.
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1744 on: December 26, 2017, 12:46:47 AM »
The wheels on the hearse go 'round and 'round...
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-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1745 on: December 26, 2017, 05:02:37 AM »
I'm not gonna kill you; I'm not gonna kill you; like hell I'm not.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1746 on: December 26, 2017, 06:33:38 AM »
Here's the whole plot...And there's your casket!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1747 on: December 27, 2017, 03:39:13 AM »
HEROID's battlecry was "I got somethin' fer ya ta take home ta Momma!"
aka, Heroid

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1748 on: December 27, 2017, 04:01:01 AM »
No...Stop...Stop breathing!
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-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1749 on: December 31, 2017, 09:08:58 PM »
Hurry up and die already,
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  • So we can get to the A/V

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1750 on: January 01, 2018, 04:15:34 AM »
I'm gonna miss the way you beg for mercy
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-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1751 on: January 01, 2018, 04:28:49 AM »
See this is how it works, I kill you and your friends, I get points and money.  It's win-win.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1752 on: January 01, 2018, 06:20:24 AM »
What time is it? JAIL TIME!
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-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1753 on: January 06, 2018, 05:57:46 AM »
I will kill no villain before it's/its time.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1754 on: January 06, 2018, 05:22:50 PM »
Kill is such an unpleasant word, I prefer "disorganize."
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1755 on: January 14, 2018, 05:37:33 AM »
Shaaazamm!

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1756 on: January 15, 2018, 06:16:00 AM »
Ovaltine ACTIVATE!
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-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1757 on: January 16, 2018, 05:15:20 AM »
<expletive redacted>, this is going to smart.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1758 on: January 16, 2018, 05:44:46 AM »
Get Smartees!
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-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1759 on: January 19, 2018, 05:33:00 AM »
I regret that you have only one life to give to my prestige.