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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1760 on: January 19, 2018, 05:49:52 PM »
Regrets? We don't need no stinking regrets!
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1761 on: February 05, 2018, 05:42:42 AM »
Ok, I'll spare you if you can recite all the prime numbers between 1 and 100 backwards while standing on one foot.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1762 on: February 05, 2018, 06:18:35 PM »
"All the prime numbers between 1 and 100 backwards while standing on one foot."
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

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-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1763 on: February 06, 2018, 01:46:39 AM »
Ten thousand comedians out of work, and I get stuck with this clown.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1764 on: February 06, 2018, 02:28:51 AM »
Ten thousand comedians out of jokes, and I get stuck with this canard.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

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-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1765 on: February 06, 2018, 04:41:05 AM »
Ten thousand comedians out of work, and I have to find Nemo.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1766 on: February 06, 2018, 04:48:56 AM »
Ten thousand comedians out of work, and I have to find the One Ring.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1767 on: February 06, 2018, 04:57:50 AM »
Ten thousand comedians out of work, and you're applying for the job.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1768 on: February 06, 2018, 05:11:12 AM »
Ten thousand comedians out of work, and you're upping the ante.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1769 on: February 06, 2018, 05:30:46 AM »
Ten thousand comedians out of work, and I'm not wearing pants.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1770 on: February 06, 2018, 05:44:07 AM »
Ten thousand comedians out of work, and you want to join the Watchmen.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1771 on: February 22, 2018, 09:39:01 PM »
Ten thousand comedians out of work, and you had to walk into my world.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1772 on: February 23, 2018, 06:09:29 AM »
Ten thousand comedians out of work, and you pick my wallet.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1773 on: February 23, 2018, 07:05:35 AM »
Ten thousand comedians out of work, and I can't get a waiter.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1774 on: February 23, 2018, 05:20:52 PM »
Ten thousand comedians out of work, and you pun-ish me.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1775 on: February 25, 2018, 05:34:23 AM »
Ten thousand comedians out of work, and you're next!

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1776 on: February 26, 2018, 04:43:16 PM »
Ten thousand comedians out of work, and you're next!
I know you are, but what am I?
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1777 on: February 28, 2018, 04:18:10 AM »
I know you are, but what am I?

I'm rubber and you're glue; it bounces off me and sticks to you.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1778 on: February 28, 2018, 05:57:28 PM »
I'm rubber and you're glue; it bounces off me and sticks to you.
That's right...wealth, power, intellect, artistry, strength, glory, wisdom, character, leadership, and rugged good looks...all bounce off you and stick to me!  8)
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1779 on: March 03, 2018, 05:51:03 AM »
That's right...wealth, power, intellect, artistry, strength, glory, wisdom, character, leadership, and rugged good looks...all bounce off you and stick to me!  8)

You forgot pants.