Author Topic: Character Battlecries  (Read 245151 times)

Paragon Avenger

  • Circles and Triangles
  • Elite Boss
  • *
  • Posts: 6,246
Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1820 on: June 28, 2018, 11:12:31 PM »
I will shave your armpits with my tongue!
(wait a minute, that's not right, who wrote this?)

Power Gamer

  • Elite Boss
  • *****
  • Posts: 3,865
  • Reaching troubled youth...one Hellion at a time!
Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1821 on: June 29, 2018, 12:31:30 AM »
Cake or Death?!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

  • Circles and Triangles
  • Elite Boss
  • *
  • Posts: 6,246
Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1822 on: July 01, 2018, 09:20:55 PM »
Could you bad guys stand in order of who I'm going to kill first, that would be so helpful.

Power Gamer

  • Elite Boss
  • *****
  • Posts: 3,865
  • Reaching troubled youth...one Hellion at a time!
Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1823 on: July 02, 2018, 02:51:22 AM »
How many times have I got to say it? Keep your blood and other bodily fluid to yourself!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

  • Circles and Triangles
  • Elite Boss
  • *
  • Posts: 6,246
Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1824 on: July 02, 2018, 04:04:47 AM »
Ok, this can end one of two ways: You die and I win.

Power Gamer

  • Elite Boss
  • *****
  • Posts: 3,865
  • Reaching troubled youth...one Hellion at a time!
Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1825 on: July 02, 2018, 02:46:50 PM »
Punch in the groin for you, Punch in the groin for you, Punch in the groin for you, Punch in the groin for everyone!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

  • Circles and Triangles
  • Elite Boss
  • *
  • Posts: 6,246
Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1826 on: July 02, 2018, 08:46:50 PM »
This is going to get ugly; wear a cup.

Power Gamer

  • Elite Boss
  • *****
  • Posts: 3,865
  • Reaching troubled youth...one Hellion at a time!
Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1827 on: July 04, 2018, 05:30:06 AM »
Make mine a 36 oz cup!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

  • Circles and Triangles
  • Elite Boss
  • *
  • Posts: 6,246
Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1828 on: July 05, 2018, 10:20:42 PM »
This is going to get ugly; wear a cup.

I need the gallon size.

Power Gamer

  • Elite Boss
  • *****
  • Posts: 3,865
  • Reaching troubled youth...one Hellion at a time!
Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1829 on: July 05, 2018, 11:08:40 PM »
I don't know what to say...You want to get a Starbucks?
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

  • Circles and Triangles
  • Elite Boss
  • *
  • Posts: 6,246
Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1830 on: July 17, 2018, 12:46:22 AM »
This here is a writ wrote for a rat, you.

Power Gamer

  • Elite Boss
  • *****
  • Posts: 3,865
  • Reaching troubled youth...one Hellion at a time!
Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1831 on: July 17, 2018, 02:21:07 AM »
It's THEM!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

  • Circles and Triangles
  • Elite Boss
  • *
  • Posts: 6,246
Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1832 on: July 30, 2018, 04:28:48 AM »
Hey, after we defeat these creeps, wanna go get something to eat?

Power Gamer

  • Elite Boss
  • *****
  • Posts: 3,865
  • Reaching troubled youth...one Hellion at a time!
Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1833 on: July 30, 2018, 12:33:30 PM »
Yeah, lets go down to Spanky's after we spank this bunch of goobers.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

  • Circles and Triangles
  • Elite Boss
  • *
  • Posts: 6,246
Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1834 on: July 31, 2018, 02:24:53 AM »
First one who gets killed, has to buy the first round.

Power Gamer

  • Elite Boss
  • *****
  • Posts: 3,865
  • Reaching troubled youth...one Hellion at a time!
Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1835 on: July 31, 2018, 03:30:52 AM »
Awww, man the Vahzilok never bring their wallets.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

  • Circles and Triangles
  • Elite Boss
  • *
  • Posts: 6,246
Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1836 on: August 02, 2018, 01:48:08 AM »
ok, let's do this the exact same way we did it all those times before.

Power Gamer

  • Elite Boss
  • *****
  • Posts: 3,865
  • Reaching troubled youth...one Hellion at a time!
Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1837 on: August 02, 2018, 01:54:52 PM »
A fork, an angora cat, and whipped cream?
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

  • Circles and Triangles
  • Elite Boss
  • *
  • Posts: 6,246
Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1838 on: August 07, 2018, 02:23:40 AM »
Ok people, don't panic, but we seem to have lost your children.

Power Gamer

  • Elite Boss
  • *****
  • Posts: 3,865
  • Reaching troubled youth...one Hellion at a time!
Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1839 on: August 08, 2018, 12:48:17 AM »
I saw 'em go over to that sewer grate with a clown holding red balloons...should I have said something?
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"