The Adventures of Bruno Switchblade Part 2 script and graphics by Knight Michael
So's I sends for my twoest newest Boyz Dwayne and Lorenzo.
[Dwayne] "So Lorenzo What's up?"
[Lorenzo] "I dunno?" "I think the Boss has a job for us. I think he wants us to get rid of the dog." Lorenzo shudders.
After the meeting and some very garbled directions our two mobsters head for the far North.
[Dwayne] "You sure this is the way?"
[Lorenzo] "Pretty Sure, its through this entrance here."
[Dwayne] "Man, its freakin' cold here. How far north are we?
[Lorenzo] "You don' wanna know!"
[Dwayne] "So this is the joint, huh?"
[Lorenzo] "I sure hope so, cuz my frequent flyer miles is just about up!"
[Dwayne] "So are we there yet?"
[Lorenzo] "Man you are a bigger complainer than Dicey and He's a troll!"
[Dwayne] "So how come the Boss didn't send Iffy and Dicey to take care of this?"
[Lorenzo] "Because the Boss cut 'em from the Payroll. Besides you can't trust a troll anyways!"
[Dwayne] "Okay so now what?"
[Lorenzo] "Now we find this Scott guy and drop off the mutt and take off."
[Dwayne] "Is it that green guy in the funny suit?"
[Lorenzo] "I dunno, lets ask 'em."
[Lorenzo] "Excuse me Sir, are you Scotty?"
The North Pole elf just stares at the pair.
[Lorenzo] "We brought your dog back. He's only a little worse for wear, bein' on account of the long flight and all.
The elf continues to stare at the two and the growing puddle of water underneath the cooler. The sound of chattering teeth can be heard from inside the cooler.
[Dwayne] "I don't think that's him Lorrie."
[Lorenzo] "How many times I told yas, my name is Lorenzo NOT LORRIE!" "Fine whatevah, maybe the old man over by the fireplace then."
[Lorenzo] "Excuse me Sir, are you Scotty?"
The old man glowers at the pair.
[Lorenzo] "We brought your dog back. He's only a little worse for wear, bein' on account of the long flight and all.
[Lorenzo] "Well just leave him then, and be on our way. C'mon Dwayne."
Lorenzo nudges his partner towards the door.
[Dwayne] "Are you sure that was him?"
[Lorenzo] "At this point I don' really care, I am freezing my tucass off here. Let's roll."
[Dwayne] "Man, these jobs keep getting weirder and weirder."
Stay tuned for the future adventures of "Bruno Switchblades": brought to you by Lolli-pups...the #1 treat for your dog and by Brylcreme....a little dab will do ya!!
Tune in again tomorrow when we'll hear Lorenzo say, "No Boss!! I swear...we left him in the box.....I don't know how he could be back here before us!!!"