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Re: Underachieving metaphors
« Reply #60 on: December 15, 2017, 05:20:33 AM »
"No matter where you go; there you are."
(Yeah, next time you have a thought, let it die of loneliness.)

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Re: Underachieving metaphors
« Reply #61 on: January 14, 2018, 06:59:12 AM »
"What comes around, goes around."
(Thank you so much for that tautology.  If you ever have anything to say, even sophistry, let me know.)

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Re: Underachieving metaphors
« Reply #62 on: January 14, 2018, 07:49:08 AM »
...until acting upon it is an external force.

Hi, Avenger! Long time no see.
Has it been three years already? Oh wait.. four, no no, five?

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Re: Underachieving metaphors
« Reply #63 on: January 14, 2018, 05:22:34 PM »
"What goes around comes around"  unless acted upon by an external force.
(Thank you so much for that tautology.  If you ever have anything to say, even sophistry, let me know.)


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Re: Underachieving metaphors
« Reply #64 on: January 14, 2018, 05:26:32 PM »
"To err is human; to forgive, divine."
(So, no matter what I do to you; you MUST forgive me!  I like being human.)

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Re: Underachieving metaphors
« Reply #65 on: February 05, 2018, 06:00:38 AM »
"No rough-housing in the house!"
(But where else can we rough-house?  It's in the frigging name.)

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Re: Underachieving metaphors
« Reply #66 on: February 06, 2018, 04:56:58 AM »
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
(Yeah, Murphy, what would stop it.)

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Re: Underachieving metaphors
« Reply #67 on: February 23, 2018, 05:42:42 AM »
"Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
(Great, either I have bags of freedom or none at all.)

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Re: Underachieving metaphors
« Reply #68 on: March 26, 2018, 04:43:52 AM »
"You can be anything you want to be."
(what a crock, if you work hard, put in the hours, train real hard, get lucky a few times than maybe just maybe you'll be in debt up to your eyes---if you're lucky.)

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Re: Underachieving metaphors
« Reply #69 on: April 04, 2018, 12:53:49 AM »
"No, don't try; do it."
(Yes, I'm going to try and do it, geez!)

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Re: Underachieving metaphors
« Reply #70 on: May 17, 2018, 01:34:48 AM »
You have to have a runny nose to catch a cold.
Noses run in my family.
Nosey Rosey.
You can pick your friends.  You can pick your nose, but don't pick your friend's nose.
The Shadow Nose
The eyes noses have it.
People with tans brown nose.  That is way they put zinc-oxide on their noses.
? Come on feel the nose ? Girls rock your boys ?

And always remember that to midgets, elevators smell like butts.

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Re: Underachieving metaphors
« Reply #71 on: May 24, 2018, 05:21:17 PM »
If you can't beat them, join them.
(coward)

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Re: Underachieving metaphors
« Reply #72 on: June 20, 2018, 01:18:49 AM »
Together, we can do anything!
(except go our seperate ways.)
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Re: Underachieving metaphors
« Reply #73 on: June 25, 2018, 09:44:51 PM »
Practice makes perfect
(practice makes progress, there is no perfection in this world)
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

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Re: Underachieving metaphors
« Reply #74 on: June 28, 2018, 11:49:20 PM »
Hell have no fury like a woman scorned.
(I resent that sexist remark.  Men have fury too.  And some women know how to forgive.)

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Re: Underachieving metaphors
« Reply #75 on: August 25, 2018, 03:32:42 AM »
"If you think it's butter..."
[if you think that is butter, boy have you got a surprise waiting for you]

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Re: Underachieving metaphors
« Reply #76 on: September 01, 2018, 05:01:34 AM »
"A stich in time, saves nine."
[ok, first, you can't stich time.  second, saves nine what?  Water-buffalos?]

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Re: Underachieving metaphors
« Reply #77 on: September 08, 2018, 12:25:54 AM »
My mind is a steel trap.
[too bad it's been left to rust shut]
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

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Re: Underachieving metaphors
« Reply #78 on: September 12, 2018, 03:13:13 AM »
"Ours is not to wonder why.  Ours is to jump and die."
(ok, you first.)

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Re: Underachieving metaphors
« Reply #79 on: October 07, 2018, 07:30:44 AM »
"There is no absolute truth; everything is relative."
(Excuse me mister phil os sopher, but isn't that an absolute statement?)