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Super Fire Dragon Gets Some Seoul
« on: December 28, 2015, 03:39:20 AM »
This story takes place a short while after "Where Have All The Heroes Gone:  #6 - Blue Side".  So you might want to read that first.


"I have a job for you."  Ms. Liberty said sitting behind her desk in her office as Super Fire Dragon walked in.
"So you're no longer mad about that incident while you were away?"  SFD asked.
"Don't remind me.  Dragon, I need to send you to South Korea."  Ms. Liberty said.
"Are you mad, woman?"  SFD exclaimed.
"Dragon."  Ms. Liberty said sternly.
"I mean, are you frigging mad, boss?"  SFD explained.
"Never mind, anyway, Dragon you are internationally known.  It's about time you spread your wings."  Ms. liberty said.
"I spread my wings everyday."  SFD said before Ms. Liberty could realize what she said.
"Dragon, you know what I mean.  You need to broaden your sphere of influence."  Ms. Liberty said.
"Ok, I'll do it."  SFd said.
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Re: Super Fire Dragon Gets Some Seoul
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2016, 03:35:58 AM »
Super Fire Dragon gathered his essential possessions as he packed for his South Korean trip.
“Hello, Flower Night.”  SFD said into the phone after she answered.
“Super Fire Dragon, it has been a long time, what’s up?”  Flower Night replied.
“I need your help with an extremely dangerous task.”  SFD explained.
“Wow, what is it?”  Flower Night asked.
“Meet me at my apartment on Talos Island, and bring cheese.”  SFD ordered.
“Righto!”  Flower Night responded.
After hanging up the phone, Super Fire Dragon looked up the number and dialed.
“Dev!  How they compiling?”  SFD greeted the voice on the other end.
“Dragon, what is it now?”  Developer 13 asked.
“I’m working on something big, big you understand, big.”  SFD answered.
“Oh, sounds interesting, what is it?”  Developer 13 asked.
“Did I say, ‘big’?”  SFD asked.
“Yes, Dragon, what is it?”  Developer 13 was growing impatient.
“Come to my apartment, I can’t talk over-the-phone, if you know what I mean.”  SFD said winking.
“Well, ok, I’ll be there within the hour.”  Developer 13 said.
“It’s 5 till.”  SFD informed.
“Oh, well in that case, gimme twenty minutes.”  Developer 13 said.
“Ok, bye.”  SFD hung up the phone.  “Who else should I call, ah?”  SFD thought to his self.
“Dragon, what do you want?”  Dr. Wos asked.
“You must have CallerID© or something.”  SFD stated.
“Yes, I have CallerID©.”  Dr. Wos replied.
“And you answered the phone anyway, you are a true friend.”  SFD cooed.
“Dragon, I’m about to hang up the phone.”  Dr. Wos threatened.
“Ok, ok, I need your help, how fast can you get here?”  SFD asked.
“Well, will the Paragon Avenger be there?”  Dr. Wos asked.
“Nope.”  SFD snapped.
“Will Necrophillia be there?”  Dr. Wos asked.
“No, she is still, you know.”  SFD said.
“Oh yeah, I forgot.  I’ll be there soon.”  Dr. Wos said.
“Great.”  SFD said and hung up.  SFD checked the number and dialed.
“Hello, who is this?  Why do you keep calling me?”  Vince Dastardly answered the phone.  Vince knew that it was SFD calling, but he enjoyed a good prank.
“Vince, I’ve got something big, how soon can you get here, without running red lights?”  SFD asked.
“I’ll be there before you know it.”  Vince Dastardly replied and hung up.
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Re: Super Fire Dragon Gets Some Seoul
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2016, 11:07:44 PM »
There was a knock on the door; he didn’t hear it the first time.  As he paced up and down the long corridor that lead to the front door of his Talos Island apartment.  He had been given a very important assignment, and he knew that he would need help.
“Dragon!  Open the door.”  A voice shouted from the other side of the door.  He knew in an instant who was there; he knew that he would have to open the door.
Super Fire Dragon crossed the room and made his way to the door.  He opened it.
“About time!”  Dr. Wos said.
“I am so glad you could make it, have a seat.”  SFD said.
“Dragon, you made it sound urgent over the phone, what’s going on?”  Dr. Wos asked.
“Yes, others are expected.”  SFD replied and Dr. Wos sat on the middle of the couch.
“So who all is coming over?  You promised that the Paragon Avenger wouldn’t be here.”  Dr. Wos insisted.
“And you believed me, ha!”  SFD laughed.
“That does it, I’m out of here.”  Dr. Wos stood up to leave just as the door bell rang.
Super Fire Dragon motioned for Dr. Wos to sit back down, and he opened the door.
“Dragon, darling, how good of you to allow me to come.”  Flower Night said in a high-society affectation.
“Flower Night, you look lovely.”  SFD said.
“Dr. Wos, what a pleasant surprise.  The dragon didn’t mention that you were here.”  Flower Night commented.
“I just got here my self.”  Dr. Wos said.
“There are more coming.”  SFD said.
“I’ll ask you again, this time I demand a straight answer.  Will the Paragon Avenger be joining us?”  Dr. Wos asked.
“No, Blinky won’t be here.”  SFD answered.
“Oh, ho-ho, that’s cleaver.  Blinky, because of his flash powers.”  Flower Night giggled.
“Flower Night have a seat while we wait for the others to arrive.”  SFD ordered.
“Thanks.”  Flower Night said.
“Ok, Dragon I’ll stay, but I’m warning you, no funny business.”  Dr. Wos said sitting back down.
“Oh pish-posh, everybody knows I’m not funny.”  SFD said.
The door bell rang.
“I’ll get it.”  SFD yelled.
“Of course you will, this is your apartment after all.”  Dr. Wos fumed.
“Developer 13, and right on time too.”  SFD said as he opened the door and checked his watch.
“Was there ever any doubt?”  Developer 13 replied.
“Dev, how they compiling?”  Dr. Wos asked.
“Good to see you Wos.”  Developer 13 said.
“Developer, it has been too long.”  Flower Night added.
“My dear, you look charming tonight.”  Developer 13 beamed.
“Careful FN, Dev is a smooth operator.”  Dr. Wos said.
“Whatever do you mean, sir?”  Developer 13 responded.
“There was some talk that Ice’s baby is actually yours.”  Dr. Wos accused.
“That’s a lie.”  Developer 13 threatened.
“No wonder The Paragon Avenger doesn’t like you, Wos.”  Flower Night chimed in.
“What do you know about it, bottle Blondie.”  Dr. Wos interjected.
“Hey, you stop picking on her.”  Vince Dastardly said becoming visible.
“Vince, how long have you been here?”  SFD asked.
“Oh, for a while.  I told you that I would be here before you knew it.”  Vince Dastardly bragged.
They all laughed.
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Re: Super Fire Dragon Gets Some Seoul
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2016, 04:41:22 AM »
"Ok, Dragon, hold it right there."  Kolissa shouted as she barged into his apartment.
"Let me introduce Kolissa."  Super Fire Dragon said.
"Dragon, we know Kolissa."  Dr. Wos said.
"Oh, you're having a party?"  Kolissa said.
"Yes, come in, come in."  SFD offered.
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Re: Super Fire Dragon Gets Some Seoul
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2016, 05:24:32 AM »
“What is she doing here?”  Developer 13 asked about Kolissa.
“Yeah, Kolissa, this is for heroes only.”  Flower Night added.
“Now, wait, let’s hear her side of the story.”  Vince Dastardly interjected.
“I don’t know all the lies that Super Fire Dragon and others have spread about me.”  Kolissa began.
“Oh please.”  Super Fire Dragon replied.
“Let me talk, deary, it will be your turn shortly.”  Kolissa demeaned.
“Ok, let’s hear it, how did you not force Fred to burn his hand?”  Flower Night challenged.
“Funny that you should mention that, you see Fred was being disrespectful towards Necrophillia, and she lost her temper.”  Kolissa lied.
Super Fire Dragon stood there confused.  He could tell that Kolissa was lying, but the way she could just rattle off pure fabrication like that was amazing.  Ms. Liberty had explained to the little dragon that Kolissa is necessary for the upcoming mission, but this bald-faced lie struck the dragon to his core.
“ENOUGH!”  SFD shouted.
“What?”  Kolissa asked shocked.
“Kolissa made Fred burn his hand so he would get her the file on her that Hero Corps has.”  SFD stated.
“Yes, Dragon, we all know that, but why is she here and not in jail?”  Dr. Wos asked.
“Kolissa, why are you here?”  Flower Night asked.
“Well, actually, I wanted to kill Super Fire Dragon, but that’s all water under the bridge now.”  Kolissa said.
“Yes, Ms. Liberty needs Kolissa and I to go to South Korean for a very important mission.”  SFD answered.
“Super Fire Dragon will be assisting me, carrying my luggage, drawing my bath, those sorts of things while I solve the case.”  Kolissa bragged.
“Kolissa, do you know how to tell the truth?”  SFD asked.
“Deary, that is a skill I seldom need.”  Kolissa replied.
“Ha!  Now she’s lying about lying.”  SFD laughed.
“I hope to have that kind of clout some day.”  Developer 13 responded.
“Well, deary, first try to not get deleted.”  Kolissa insulted.
“Hey, that’s below the belt.”  Flower Night accused.
“I was a level 50 before most of you were even rolled-up, and I don’t have that kind of clout.”  Dr. Wos stated.
“Well, it helps if you’re not a jerk.”  Kolissa fired back.
“I think I have had enough of this, Dragon, why did you call us?”  Developer 13 asked.
“I need somebody to water my house plants, pick-up my mail, feed my tropic fish and watch my place while I’m gone.  Meanwhile, I need somebody to help me pack.”  SFD explained.
“I came clear across town to be insulted for this!  Goodbye!”  Developer 13 said as he stood up and walked towards the door.
“I will water your fish, feed your mail, pick-up your place and watch your house plants.”  Flower Night said a bit shook-up by Developer 13’s angry departure.
“Deary, that’s water his mail, pick-up his fish, feed his place and then watch his plants.”  Kolissa said deliberately getting it mixed up.
“No, it’s water his watch, plant his mail, fish his place and pick-up his house.”  Dr. Wos interjected.
“No, wait, I don’t even have a house.”  SFD corrected.
“Sorry, Dragon, I meant to say it right.”  Flower Night admitted.
“Can I feed your watch, pick-up your plants, water your house and fish your place?”  Kolissa asked.
“No!”  SFD replied.
They all laughed.
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Re: Super Fire Dragon Gets Some Seoul
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2016, 04:11:33 AM »
After several minutes of everyone deliberately mixing up the verbs and the nouns of what the little dragon wanted, Flower Night agreed to help out.  The others left disappointed that they weren’t being asked to join some interesting task force.  Some task force hot on the trail of the clockwork king or some other such villain.
“Kolissa, I have planned our flight with the airlines.  It looks rather impressive if I do say so myself.”  Super Fire dragon said smugly.
“Great, but why didn’t you just go through a travel agency?”  Kolissa asked.
“Pish-posh, those guys are rip-off artists.”  SFD remarked.
“Ok, so let’s hear the schedule.”  Kolissa asked.
“Ok, first we drive to JFK and catch the 8:05am flight to Orlando.  From there we grab the 11:15am flight to St. Louis.  That’s a hub.  We then change planes twice and take the 2:10pm flight to Denver then it gets tricky, we have to catch the 4:37pm flight to Dallas and the 5:07pm flight to Las Vegas.”  SFD rattled.
“Hold it!  Why not catch a flight from Providence to LA?”  Kolissa asked.
“That seems like a long trip.”  SFD countered.
“Yeah, so.”  Kolissa asked.
“Well, wouldn’t the planes wings get tired?”  SFD asked.
“No!”  Kolissa snapped.
“Really?  All that flapping.”  SFD asked.
“Dragon, planes don’t flap their wings.”  Kolissa replied.
“How do they fly then?”  SFD asked.
“I have no idea.”  Kolissa said.
“Well how can we trust them?”  SFD asked.
“Planes just fly, they used motors and jets and stuff, ok?”  Kolissa was getting annoyed.
“Oh, planes must have rocket boots.”  SFD blurted out proudly for having figured it out.
“Deary, let me make the travel arrangements.”  Kolissa cooed ignoring Super Fire Dragon’s flash of brilliance.
“Well, ok, but I need a window seat right next to the aisle.”  SFD remarked.
“Oh yeah, smoking or non-smoking?”  Kolissa asked.
“Smoking, I like smoked meats and cheeses.”  SFD replied.
“Deary, you will be lucky if I don’t check you in as luggage.”  Kolissa threatened.
Super Fire Dragon whimpered.
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Re: Super Fire Dragon Gets Some Seoul
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2016, 03:20:10 AM »
“Ok, now be cool.  The TSA are not going to like your jokes about Dragon-go-boom.”  Kolissa instructed.
“But it’s one of my favorite incarnate powers.”  Super Fire Dragon pleaded.
“Whatever.  Did you follow the packing instructions I texted you?”  Kolissa asked.
“Was that the text of you wearing a swimsuit?”  SFD asked.
“Yikes, you got the wrong text.”  Kolissa remarked.
“Great, just great.  I went out and bought a bikini.”  SFD exclaimed.
“Why?”  Kolissa asked.
“A speedo makes my wings look fat.”  SFD stated.
“Dragon, oh never mind.  Here’s the airport, pay the cab-driver.”  Kolissa ordered.
“Hey, cab-driver, what would you say to Super Fire Dragon Tokens instead of smelly old dollars?”  SFD asked.
“I would say that I will need to use my baseball bat on your face!”  Cab-Driver insisted.
“Just joking, here, keep the change.”  SFD said as he flipped the cab-driver a hundred.
“Thanks, Mac.”  The Cab-Driver said.
“Well, aren’t you going to help us with our bags?”  SFD asked.
“Oh, yes, sorry.  Yo!  Baggage guy, com’ere.”  The Cab-Driver shouted.
“Which airline?”  The Baggage Guy asked.
“We’re taking the concord.”  SFD joked.
“What?”  The Baggage Guy said stunned.
“No, we’re on Beta.”  Kolissa answered.
“Ok, this way.”  The Baggage Guy pointed.
“Stop it, Dragon.”  Kolissa scolded.
“Ok, MOM!”  SFD replied.
After they reached the baggage check-in.
“Have you been in control of your baggage?  Has it ever left your sight?  Did anyone ask you to put anything into your luggage?”  The Clerk asked mindlessly.
“Dragon, don’t.”  Kolissa said.
“Is there a problem?”  The Clerk asked.
“Yes, he’s Super Fire Dragon and a bit of a wise-guy.”  Kolissa replied.
“SUPER FIRE DRAGON!  I love you!  You saved my family from the Family.  Ooooo, I want a hug.  Let’s take a picture.”  The Clerk shouted coming to life.
“Always happy to meet my adoring public.”  SFD replied embracing the Clerk.
“Ms. Liberty, I hate you so much right now.”  Kolissa muttered under her breath.
“You, deary, could you snap the picture.”  The Clerk said to Kolissa.
“Love to.”  Kolissa said sarcastically.
After snapping a few pictures, the clerk took the smartphone back and reviewed them.
“Honey, your thumb is over Super Fire Dragon’s face in every picture.  You must not know how to take pictures very well.”  The Clerk remarked.
“Oh, she knows exactly how to take picture very well.  Should I show her that swimsuit selfie?”  SFD asked.
“Dragon!”  Kolissa snapped.
“Perhaps I can get Herb to take the pictures.  I’ll be right back.”  The Clerk said walking to the back room.
“Is it going to be this way everywhere we go?  Your fan club fawning all over you?”  Kolissa asked.
“Hey, when you save the world, without burning some poor guy’s hand, people notice.”  SFD beamed.
“You’re never going to let me forget that, are you?”  Kolissa asked.
“That couldn’t be.  You said Super Fire Dragon is here, but that looks like Kolissa.”  Herb said.
“Are you Kolissa?”  The Clerk asked Kolissa.
“Yes, deary, I am Kolissa.”  Kolissa cooed.
“See I told you.”  Herb said.
“So, do you want a selfie with me?”  Kolissa asked.
“No, that won’t be necessary.”  Herb replied.
“How about a hug?”  Kolissa asked.
“As if, I mean, thanks, but no thanks.”  Herb reacted.
“Ok, I want a few shots with the Dragon.  Maybe a couple with us goofing.  Hey, maybe one that looks like the Dragon just rescued me.”  The Clerk requested.
“Ok, ok, stand over there.”  Herb said.
The Clerk, SFD and Kolissa walked over to the wall.
“You, the tall girl, yeah you, you’re in the shot.”  Herb said to Kolissa.
“Maybe I’ll just go over to the next window.”  Kolissa said.
After Herb took dozens of pictures of Super Fire Dragon and that nameless clerk, Kolissa and the Dragon made there way to the TSA check-in.
“Take off your shoes, empty your pockets and put your stuff in the basket.”  The TSA agent rattled-off.
“I’m not wearing shoes, and I don’t have any pockets.”  SFD replied.
“Yikes, you’re a dragon.”  The TSA agent said looking up from the x-ray scanner.
“Pleased to meet your acquaintance.”  SFD said jokingly.
Kolissa rolled her eyes.
“Hey, Karen, what do we do with talking dragons?”  The TSA agent yelled over his shoulder.
“I’m not with him.”  Kolissa lied.
“What, Bill, there is always something with you…oh my goodness, that’s Super Fire Dragon.”  Karen, the TSA supervisor shouted.
“SUPER FIRE DRAGON!”  most of the other TSA agents shouted as they charged towards the little dragon.
“Super Fire Dragon, you are my all time favorite hero, right behind Batman and the Flash and Superman and Wonder Woman.”  One of the TSA agents said.
“Super Fire Dragon, can I have your autograph?”  Still another TSA agent asked.
“Super Fire Dragon, live and in-person, here.  We love you Super Fire Dragon!”  Yet another TSA agent shouted.
Most other TSA agents stood clapping and smiling at the dragon.
“Thank you, thank you, I do it all for you, and well cheese too.”  SFD said.
The TSA agents laughed.
“I think I want to barf.”  Kolissa muttered under her breath.
After signing several autographs and being in several selfies, Super Fire Dragon and Kolissa went to the ticket counter.
“Ticket, please.”  The ticket agent said without looking up from her computer.
Kolissa handed the agent her and the dragon’s tickets.
“What kind of name is Kollessa?”  The Ticket Agent asked.
“It’s pronounced Kolissa.  It’s my hero name.”  Kolissa answered.
“What’s the name on your passport?”  The Ticket Agent asked.
“It that really necessary?”  Kolissa asked.
“If you want to fly out-seas.”  The Ticket Agent snide.
“Fine, my true name is Pansy Childs.”  Kolissa admitted.
“Pansy Childs, now that’s funny.”  SFD shouted.
“Keep your voice down.”  Kolissa replied.
“And who are you travelling with, Super Fire Dragon?  No, no, no this will not do.  No funny stage names.”  The Ticket Agent said sternly.
“Well, ha, funny story, see, umm, that is my legal name.  Yeah, I blew the hundred bucks and got my name legally changed.”  SFD explained.
“Uh-huh, what was it before that?”  The Ticket Agent asked.
“Grrrrowl, sniff, sniff Johnson.”  SFD replied.
“I can see why you had it changed.”  The Ticket Agent replied.
“Thanks, babe.”  SFD fired back.
“Wait a minute; are you THE Super Fire Dragon?”  The Ticket Agent asked.
“Here we go again.”  Pansy Childs a.k.a. Kolissa said.
“I is he, I are he?  He am I, We is they?”  SFD stumbled.
“Super Fire Dragon, you are so funny.”  The Ticket Agent fawned.
“Take the selfie already and give us our boarding passes.”  Kolissa demanded growing impatient.
“Who’s she?”  The Ticket Agent asked.
“She’s my partner, Kolissa.”  SFD said.
“Why do you need a partner?”  The Ticket Agent asked.
“Well, I need somebody to yell ‘Look-out’ when a bad guy is sneaking up from behind.”  SFD joked.
“I love you Super Fire Dragon.”  The Ticket agent replied laughing at his joke.
“So is our flight on-time?”  SFD asked.
“Oh, let me check, yes it is, but wait these seats are for couch.  There, you’re been upgraded to first-class.  Enjoy your flight.”  The Ticket agent said smiling at the dragon and handing the boarding passes to Kolissa.
“I thought you said that the airport was going to be an ordeal.  This is fun.”  SFD remarked.
“Nope, it HAS been an ordeal, trust me.”  Kolissa snarled.
They both laughed.
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Re: Super Fire Dragon Gets Some Seoul
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2016, 02:48:26 AM »
Before boarding the airliner, Super Fire Dragon put on a pair of plastic eye glasses with bushy eyebrows attached, a fake nose and a bushy mustache.
“Now boarding First Class, rows 1 to 8.”  The flight attendant call over the public address system.
“Come on, that’s us.”  Kolissa said reaching for SFD’s hand.
“Coming mother.”  SFD said in a child’s voice.
“Dragon.”  Kolissa started as she turned to look at our hero.  “What on earth are you doing?”
“I’m traveling in disguise.”  SFD explained.
“What?  Why?  Dragon, you’re going to get us in trouble.”  A worried Kolissa rattled off.
“Welcome to Beta Airlines.”  The friendly Flight Attendant said through a fake smile.
“Hey Babe, when do we get our drinks?”  SFD asked handing his boarding pass to the attendant.
“Drink service will start as soon as we have left the ground, ok?”  The Flight Attendant asked expecting an answer, but accepting only agreement.
“Sir, I’m going to need to check your photo I.D.”  Another Flight Attendant said noticing SFD’s disguise.
“Deary, can I change seats?  That guy looks weird and I don’t want to sit next to him.”  Kolissa said pointing at the dragon.
“I’m sorry; we’re overbooked as it is, please take your seat, ok?”  The Flight Attendant asked expecting the correct answer.
Super Fire Dragon handed over his hero ID.
“Sir, this doesn’t look anything like you.  Do you have another form of ID?”  The Flight Attendant asked.
Reaching around to get his other wallet, Super Fire Dragon bumped into the plane’s bulkhead knocking his glasses off.
“Oh, that’s better.  Enjoy your flight, Su-per-fi-re-dra-gon.”  The Flight Attendant read the badly faded name on the ID card.
“Did somebody say, ‘Super Fire Dragon’?”  One of the other First Class passengers exclaimed.
“Super Fire Dragon is on our plane!”  One of the flight attendants shouted.
“Here we go again.”  Kolissa protested.
“Super Fire Dragon, you saved of sister from the Tsoo, my wife from the Warriors, my hair-stylist from the Hellions, my cousin from the clockwork, my friend from the Freakshow, my lawyer from the Lost and my tax-perparer from the Trolls.”  A passenger listed off.
“Well I did get around.”  SFD gloated.
After several signed autographs and selfies, SFD and Kolissa settled in for their flight.
The door to the flight deck opened and a distinguished man wearing a pilot’s uniform walked out towards SFD.
“Super Fire Dragon, I’m so pleased to finally meet you.  I’m Captain Jack Daniels, no relation, and I’ll be flying you today.”  Capt. Jack Daniels said.
“Just the man I wanted to see.  I have a question about airplanes, if you have a minute, could you explain something to me?”  SFD asked.
“Well, I do have some time while the co-pilot does the pre-flight and the baggage is loaded.  Do you mind?”  Capt. Jack Daniels said squeezing Kolissa out of her seat.
“Fine, I’ll visit the lavatory.”  Kolissa said trying to regain her composure.
“Captain, I just don’t get it.  Those wings don’t look like they flap, how does this thing get off the ground?”  SFD asked.
“I have no idea.”  Capt. Jack Daniels replied.
“What?”  Responded all those in earshot.
“Just kidding,  We have two very powerful jet engines that push the plane forward at tremendous speed.  Air rushes under the wings and over the wings.  The wings part the air causing the upper air to move faster than the lower air.  This causes the wing to generate lift, and the plane is soon airborne.”  The Captain described.
“So I was right, it is rocket boots.  Thanks, Captain.”  SFD said.
“No, you don’t understand … “  The Captain began.
“Rocket boots.”  SFD interrupted.
“It’s not rocket boots…”  The Capt tried again.
“Thanks, Captain.”  SFD interrupted again.
“You aren’t listening … “  The Captain tried again.
“Hey, I said, ‘Thank You’.”  SFD insisted.
“Whatever.”  Captain Jack Daniels replied.
“Captain, one more thing.”  SFD inquired.
“Yes.”  The Captain replied dreading what might come next.
“When the plane gets tired of flapping its wings, do we land or just glide?”  SFD questioned.
Captain Jack Daniels stood up and walked back to the flight deck.
“Whad-I say?  Whad-I say?”  SFD asked puzzled.
Kolissa returned to her seat.
“Did the pilot explain how the plane flies to ya?”  Kolissa asked.
“Yep, its rocket boots.”  SFD stated flipping through a magazine.
“Oh brother.”  Kolissa said.
They all laughed.
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Re: Super Fire Dragon Gets Some Seoul
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2016, 04:27:03 AM »
“We’ll be landing soon; do you have your baggage ticket?”  Kolissa asked trying to be responsible.
“Oops, I think I left it in my other pants.”  Super Fire Dragon replied.
“Dragon, you’re not wearing pants.”  Kolissa endured.
“That explains why it hurts when I put my hands in my pockets.”  SFD laughed.
“Deary, you did that stupid joke already.”  Kolissa scolded.
“Yeah, but not on an airplane flying through the sky at tremendous speeds.”  SFD exclaimed.
“What difference does that make?”  Kolissa asked regretting her question.
“Well, when a joke or gag is performed at high altitude, certain cosmic factors come into play.”  SFD explained.
“Sure they do, deary.”  Kolissa said finding an end to the conversation.
“No, really, the cosmic …”  SFD began.
“I said, ‘Sure’.“  Kolissa interrupted.
“You don’t understand …”  SFD tried to explain.
“Already said, ‘Sure’, Deary.”  Kolissa interrupted.
“Fine.”  SFD replied.
“After landing, we’ll claim our luggage and get a taxi.”  Kolissa planned.
“Nope, first things first.”  SFD said holding up one finger.
“What?”  Kolissa asked without thinking.
“First, I need to visit the little dragon’s room.”  SFD informed.
“Deary, they have a restroom on the plane.”  Kolissa informed.
“Believe me; what I need to do is not restful.”  SFD remarked.
“Dragon!  That’s what they call it.”  Kolissa replied.
The dragon got up and found the restroom.
“Flight Attendant, deary, is there anyway to lock the restroom.”  Kolissa asked.
“Well of course, just turn the little handle until it clicks.  It will display ‘Occupied’ on the outside.”  The Flight Attendant asnswered with a fake smile on her face that must’ve froze that way.
“No you don’t understand.  I want to lock it from the outside.”  Kolissa explained.
“That might trap somebody inside, deary, that wouldn’t be safe.”  The Flight Attendant answered without changing her smile.
“That’s what I want to do.”  Kolissa responded.
“Deary, we can’t lock people in the restroom.”  The Flight Attendant explained.
“That’s just it, he’s not people.  He’s an annoying little dragon.”  Kolissa confronted.
“As much as we may want to, we can not lock anyone in the restroom.”  The Flight Attendant stated almost losing her smile.
“Pity.”  Kolissa replied.
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« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2016, 06:54:38 AM »
“Sorry Cleveland!”  Super Fire Dragon said returning to his seat.
“What are you talking about?”  Kolissa puzzled.
“Oh, I just dropped a bomb on Cleveland; do not go in there for a while.”  SFD explained.
“Dragon, it doesn’t work that way, besides, we are over the Pacific Ocean.”  Kolissa remarked.
“So I can show my face in Cleveland?”  SFD asked.
“Whatever, Dragon, maybe you should go easy on the cheese.”  Kolissa suggested.
“Bite your tongue, woman.”  SFD responded.
“I was only trying to help.”  Kolissa replied.
“Take your help and bottle it.”  SFD shot back.
“Dragon, it’s only cheese.”  Kolissa stated.
“That’s right, dig yourself in deeper.”  SFD said with a smirk on his face.
“Oh brother.  Deary, you must do something about your cheese addiction.”  Kolissa asserted.
“Not in front of the C-H-E-D-D-A-R.”  SFD said while cradling a round of cheddar.
“Dragon, remember when I used to collect diamonds?”  Kolissa asked.
“I remember when you used to steal diamonds, yes.”  SFD said correcting Kolissa’s word choice.
“Well, a certain little someone helped me.”  Kolissa stated.
“I knew Zoe would be helpful, she’s so smart.”  SFD replied.
“No!  Not those little girls you took me to.”  Kolissa insisted.
“’Stealing is bad because it is wrong’ sounds helpful to me.”  SFD remarked.
“You helped me, Dragon, and I think maybe you need my help with getting over cheese.”  Kolissa volunteered.
“I don’t need any help.  I could quit anytime.”  SFD said while eating a hunk of cheddar.
“Dragon, what’s the longest you have ever gone without cheese?”  Kolissa asked.
“Counting today?”  SFD asked finishing the hunk of cheese he just started.
“Sure, what’s the longest you have ever gone without cheese?”  Kolissa asked.
“Ummm, snake days, lobster minutes and 45 weeks minus smoke.”  SFD replied motioning for the flight attendant.
“Oh yeah, I forgot; you don’t know numbers.  Imagine you’re level white and going an entire mission without cheese is purple.  What color is the longest you have gone?”  Kolissa asked.
“Oh, that’s easy.  Blue or green.”  SFD answered.
“Wow, you have never been without cheese?”  Kolissa said amazed.
“Yes, just how may I help y’all?”  The Flight Attendant asked.
“Brie me.”  SFD ordered.
“Yes, sir.”  The Flight Attendant walked away presumably to fetch cheese.
“Dragon, haven’t you had enough?”  Kolissa insisted.
“Woman, I know how much I can take.”  SFD barked.
“Give me your keys, I’m driving.”  Kolissa ordered.
“Get off my back or my back hand will find your cheek.”  SFD threatened.
“Dragon, you can't even reach my face.”  Kolissa commented.
“Wrong cheek, baby.”  SFD replied.
“Oh brother.”  Kolissa responded.
They all laughed.
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« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2016, 05:28:49 AM »
“… and thank you for flying Beta airlines, come back when we get the kinks-out.”  A Flight Attendant said over the planes public address system while smiling that ever-present and a bit creepy smile.
“Well, this is where I get off.”  Super Fire Dragon commented.
“Yeah, wait for the plane to stop moving and the hatch to open.”  Kolissa instructed.
“Woman, I was already hatched.”  SFD said indigent.
“No, deary, you don’t understand.”  Kolissa said trying to restrain the eager little dragon.
“Open this door at once!”  SFD ordered the Flight Attendant.
“Sir, the plane hasn’t stopped taxiing, please take your seat.”  The Flight Attendant countered.
“Well, ok.”  SFD said.
The little dragon went back to where he had been sitting by Kolissa and ripped the seat from the floor.
“Is this better?”  SFD asked the stunned Flight Attendant.
“Dragon!”  Kolissa yelled.
“Security, First Class row 1, on the double.”  The Flight Attendant said into her two-way hand-held radio.
“You said ‘Take your seat’ so I brought it with me.”  SFD explained to no one.
“Dragon, put the seat back!”  Kolissa ordered.
“Ma-am, are you with this passenger?”  The Flight Attendant asked.
“Who me?  I never have seen him before in my life.  He looks dangerous, maybe he should be locked away someplace.”  Kolissa explained.
Two uniformed guards rushed towards the dragon and shot him with tranq darts.
“Hey, watch it.  You could put an eye out with those things.”  SFD said pulling the darts out of his butt and throwing them to the floor.
“Looks like we might have to tackle him.”  One of the guards said to the other guard.
“Is that the time?  It’s my break time.  See you in sixty.”  The other guard said looking at his watch and realizing that they were not dealing with some rowdy passenger who had been over-served.
“Sir, she is with him.”  The Flight Attendant informed.
“Miss, you will have to come with us.”  The second guard said to Kolissa.
“What?”  Kolissa exclaimed.
“A minor paperwork processing, please walk this way.”  The first guard said to Kolissa.
“Fine, anything to get the menace locked up and the key throw away.”  Kolissa said and stood up to follow the guard.  The two guards pounced on her putting her arms behind her back and locking her in handcuffs.
“Dragon, this is another fine mess you’ve gotten me into.”  Kolissa barked as she was being lead to the rear of the plane.
“I thought she would never leave.”  SFD said with a sigh of relief.
They all laughed, except Kolissa.
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Re: Super Fire Dragon Gets Some Seoul
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2016, 03:56:09 AM »
“Yes, she is with me.”  Super Fire Dragon admitted to the security team in the office of the head of airline security.  After Kolissa had been taken into custody, Super Fire Dragon surrendered to the security guards.  He explained that he is a superhero working in the so-called “City of Heroes” Paragon City, Rhode Island.  After explaining over and over that he was a superhero, he finally showed them his ID.  After they called Ms. Liberty and got paw prints, a DNA sample and a blood sample, they agreed to let him go.

“Sorry for the inconvenience, but under the circumstances.”  The Security Chief said.
“Well yes, under the circumstances.”  SFD replied.
“Thank you for understanding.”  The Security Chief responded.
“Well, it is the least I could do, under the circumstances.”  SFD remarked.
“Yes, Kolissa will be brought to us shortly.”  The Security Chief informed.
“Good idea, under the circumstances.”  SFD replied.
“Can I get you anything to drink?  Perhaps a snack?”  The Security Chief offered.
“Yes, I would love some cheese, and maybe one of those circumstances I have heard so much about.”  SFD replied.
“What?”  The Security Chief asked shocked.
“Don’t tell me you guys don’t have any cheese.”  SFD snapped.
“Oh cheese we got.  Circumstances, we got.  I just never heard of anyone putting them together before.”  The Security Chief answered.
“Oh, is it an after 5 thing, you see I’m a bit jet-lagged.”  SFD admitted.
“Of course, you misspoke.  Kim, bring cheese and crackers for the dragon.”  The Security Chief Ordered.
“Thank you, but I have had cheese on crackers everywhere.  I wanted to try one of those circumstances.  Are they cream filled pastries?”  SFD asked.
“For a superhero you seem confused.  A circumstance is a, a, a situation.”  The Security Chief replied.
“Oh, and here I thought it was food.”  SFD admitted laughing.
“My friend, I’m so glad that you are in such good spirits.”  The Security Chief observed.
“What is the meaning of this?  I was attacked, stripped, beaten and imprisoned.  And it’s all that dragon’s fault.”  Kolissa screamed as she saw the Security Chief and SFD sitting chatting.
“Please accept our humblest apologies for any indignities you have suffered.”  The Security Chief said rising to his feet to greet Kolissa.
“Chief, she wasn’t stripped.  She simply had to change into the prison uniform.”  One of the guards volunteered.
“Chief, we didn’t beat her either.  She lost her balance and we had to catch her.”  The other guard offered.
“Look, if I say that I was stripped and beaten then I was stripped and beaten.”  Kolissa stormed.
“Well, under the circumstances.”  SFD said still hoping for pastries.
“Ok, fine.  If I get you both some cream filled donuts, will you stop shouting about being stripped and beaten and will you stop saying ‘under the circumstances’?”  The Security Chief bargained.
“Well, for cream filled donuts, I will stop complaining about being stripped and beaten, sure.”  SFD responded.
“Deary, he means me.”  Kolissa replied.
“But you weren’t saying, ‘under the circumstances’.”  SFD interjected.
They all laughed.
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« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2016, 02:42:51 AM »
“I’m glad you asked that.”  Super Fire Dragon commented between bites of a cheese Danish.
“Dragon, stop eating long enough to tell the Security Chief our mission, deary.”  Kolissa suggested strongly.
“But these are cheese and like donuts at the same time!”  SFD said no longer able to contain his excitement over finding what he undoubtedly would consider the perfect food.
“Yes, we have all the modern conveniences of the Western World.  Why just last week, we installed flush toilets.”  The Security Chief joked.
Kolissa’s jaw dropped and Super Fire Dragon actually stopped eating momentarily.
“What?  I can’t make a joke too?”  The Security Chief asked.
“You will have to forgive us, the East has always seemed so, mysterious.”  Kolissa apologized.
 “Chief, do whatever you want as far as jokes are concerned, but keep these cheese donuts coming.”  SFD explained.
“Of course, anyway, I am very curious about your trip to my country.  Tell me about this mission.”  The Security Chief said
“Dragon, should I tell him, you seem…occupied.”  Kolissa offered.
“Kolissa is my assistant during my trip to your wonderful country filled with cheesy delights.”  SFD replied.
“You know Cheese Danish are not native to this country, but good hospitality is.  Please eat up.”  The Security Chief offered.
“Thank you so very much, Dragon, tell him.”  Kolissa replied.
“Security Chief, Kolissa and I are here at the bequest of our boss, Ms. Liberty.  It seems that while she was here, a valuable item was stolen from her hotel room.  I expect that you will round up the usual suspects.”  SFD said playing detective.
“Why didn’t she report the theft to the authorities?”  The Security Chief asked shocked.
“Dragon, she did tell me about any stolen items.”  Kolissa responded.
“Yes, I have a feeling that the murderer is in this very room.”  SFD said.
“Murderer?”  The Security Chief gasped.
“Deary, I think that maybe you have had too much sugar.”  Kolissa said.
“Oh yes, quiet.  I was playing foreign detective.  I think I should probably go lie down for awhile.”  SFD explained.
“Oh thank goodness, yes, go take a nap.”  The Security Chief said.
“Kolissa, come with and help me.”  SFD pleaded.
“Great, just great.”  Kolissa said.
They all laughed.
SFD and Kolissa left the room.  When they were far enough away SFD spoke up.
“Kolissa, he seems too interested in our mission.  I don’t like it.”  SFD whispered.
“You were faking all along.”  Kolissa shout whispered.
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« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2016, 05:40:25 AM »
When they arrived at Super Fire Dragon's room, he used a secret gadget Ms. Liberty had entrusted with him.  The gadget defeats listening devices.
"Dragon, do you mind telling me what's going on here?"  Kolissa asked sternly.
"Deary, the circumstances call for your out-of-the-box thinking.  We don't know who is with us or against us."  SFD explained.
"Oh, right.  Let's see...if I were a friendly contact, and I'm not saying that I am, I would want to get a message to you fairly quickly, and without being detected."  Kolissa puzzled.
Just then, there was a knock at the door.
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« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2016, 05:28:42 AM »
“All I can tell you is that it is not safe for you here.”  The woman said after Super Fire Dragon answered the door and let her in and gave her a drink and had her sit down.  Kolissa asked her name.
“I am known by many names, but please call me by my code name, ‘Big Stud’.”  The woman replied.
“Big stud?”  Super Fire Dragon laughed.
“Yes, my father was in the construction business, why do you laugh?”  The Woman asked.
“Oh no reason.”  Kolissa managed to say between burst of laughter.
“Ok, Big Stud, we know that this is a dangerous mission, but we are crime fighters from the U.S.”  SFD bragged.
“I will contact you again, probably when you least expect it.  I leave you with this last warning, beware.”  The Woman said
“Ok, we will.”  SFD replied.
The Woman remained sitting and drinking.
“I thought you were leaving, deary?”  Kolissa asked.
“What, can’t I even finish my drink first?”  The Woman questioned.
“Fine, finish your drink; can we get you something to eat?  Would you like to watch TV?”  SFD asked disingenuously.
“Thank you.”  The Woman said.
Kolissa glared at her.
“You know, I do have to be somewhere.”  The Woman said and got up and left.
“That was weird.”  Kolissa stated.
“I’ll say, she stole our glass.”  SFD remarked.
“Big Stud, interesting codename.”  Kolissa mused.
“Kolissa, concentrate on the angles.  While I put the pieces together.”  SFD ordered.
“What pieces?”  Kolissa asked.
“Well, there is the fan club at the airport for our departure, but arrest for our arrival.”  SFD started.
“Two different countrties.”  Kolissa scuffled.
“And the endless supply of cheese Danish.”  SFD added in deep thought.
“They were just being nice.” Kolissa explained.
“And your being stripped and beaten.”  SFD offered.
“Ok, I wasn’t really stripped, I was asked to change clothes, and I wasn’t technically beaten.”  Kolissa continued.
“Of course, Kolissa, did they give you anything?”  SFD asked.
“What do you mean?”  Kolissa wondered.
“A pen, a keepsake, anything.”  SFD asked.
“No, deary, just this bruise.”  Kolissa said pointing to her left arm.
“Just as I thought.  We had better stay in my room tonight.”  SFD outlined.
“I beg your pardon.”  Kolissa said indignant.
“Taking turns sleeping.”  SFD finished.
“Oh, ok.”  Kolissa replied.
“I’m positive that the Security Chief is in on it, I think Big Stud might be a diversion.”  SFD thought out loud.
“She seemed so nice.”  Kolissa interjected.
“Kolissa, what have you come up with?”  SFD asked.
“From what; about what?”  Kolissa asked.
“My wings woman, don’t you have eyes?”  SFD said shocked.
“Oh, you mean about the plan to take over Paragon City and turn it into an amusement park where people pretend to be superheroes, but all they do is chat and dance.”  Kolissa stated.
“Yes, that.”  SFD countered.
“Oh, first things first.  We need to test Big Stud.”  Kolissa answered.
“How do we do that?”  SFD asked.
“We tell her that you found the listening device in your room.”  Kolissa suggested.
“Are you mad woman?”  SFD responded.
“Listen Deary, if after we tell BS that story, they would find an excuse to move you to another room, she’s on their side.”  Kolissa explained.
“Or they arrest me, strip me and beat me up.”  SFD replied.
“Well that’s a risk I’m willing to take.”  Kolissa reassured.
“No, we tell her that you found a listening device in your room.”  SFD offered.
“What good would that do?”  Kolissa asked.
“Cheese woman, I thought you were clever.”  SFD admonished.
“Oh, I get it now, deary, you are devious.”  Kolissa chortled.
They then began discussing their plans for the following day, and arguing over who would take the first watch.
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« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2016, 05:52:26 AM »
“I went to your room, but you were not there.  I see you are here.  You Americans do sleep around, I understand.”  Big Stud said after Super Fire Dragon answered the door.
“Listen, deary, it was nothing like that.”  Kolissa insisted.
“No need to make excuses, the dragon is kind of cute.”  Big Stud replied.
“See, I told you that.”  SFD said beaming.
“I wouldn’t be caught dead with that winged simpleton.”  Kolissa rebuked.
“Then why are you in his room?  And staying with him all night?”  Big Stud accused.
“Yeah Kolissa, if that is your name, why were you in my room all night?”  SFD asked.
“Dragon!”  Kolissa shouted not amused.
“I go now and let you two work out your spat.”  Big Stud remarked.
“We are not having a spat!”  Kolissa informed very forcefully.
“That is so just like you, every time we start to have a discussion about where we stand in our relationship …”  SFD started.
“WE DO NOT HAVE A RELATIONSHIP!”  Kolissa interrupted at the top of her voice.
“Typical.”  SFD sighed and rolled his eyes.
“Big Stud, wait.”  Kolissa said as Big Stud was about to walk out the door.  “The Dragon is just in one of his moods.  Here is what really happened.”
“I understand.  I will see to it at once.”  Big Stud left after Kolissa had told her that they had discovered a listening device in Kolissa’s room when she and the Dragon were comparing rooms.
“Do you think she bought it?”  SFD asked.
“What is wrong with you?”  Kolissa asked.
“What did I do?”  SFD asked.
“You nearly destroyed the plan.  Big Stud was thinking that we were sleeping together.  We want her to think we found the listening device, remember?”  Kolissa complained.
“Nah, mine was funnier.”  SFD said.
“Dragon!”  Kolissa shouted.
“You go get breakfast, I’m taking a nap; there was a stranger in my room last night.”  SFD informed.
“Dragon, sometimes I want to kill you, and then there are times like now when I want to skin you alive and pour salt on you over a spiff.”  Kolissa explained.
“Well, when you make up your mind, call me.  Could you bring me up an omelet, extra cheese please?”  SFD smiled and went to the bedroom.
Kolissa couldn’t believe how the dragon could make her somad and then just walk away.  She stood there for a long moment perplexed by this little dragon.  On the one hand, he is a brilliant mind.  He can put clues together where most people don’t even see clues.  And he arrives at the right answer, but other times he acts like a complete moron.  His silliness and playful attitude runs counter to getting the task or the mission accomplished.  The outcome is always the same.  The dragon ends up on top, the hero, and the adored.  She hated him for it.  Just hen her stomach reminded her that it was breakfast time.  She slammed the door as she went to get food.
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« Reply #16 on: November 16, 2016, 05:42:02 AM »
As she walked towards the breakfast area, somebody grabbed her from behind and held her arms.
“Now!”  A voice behind her exclaimed.
The hum of the super-power-interference field generator made Kolissa’s heart sink.  She was captured.
“Dragon!  Somebody!  Anybody!  Help!”  Kolissa screamed.
It did no good, as she felt the needle stick and then everything went dark.
Kolissa woke with a jerk and found her self bounded to a chair and gagged.
“She’s awake.”  A female voice announced.
“Great.  Now Kolissa, tell us who you are working for.”  A sinister voice demanded.
“Moo Louverry.”  Kolissa managed to mumble through the gag.
“What did she say?”
“I think it was Moe Liverman.”
“Of course, Moe Liverman, my archenemy.  What does he want, Kolissa?”  The sinister voice inquired.
“O! Oo, iddy uts!”  Kolissa responded through the gag.
“Oh, she can’t speak, because of the gag.”
After removing the gag, they asked her again who she was working for.
“Ms. Liberty.”  Kolissa replied.
“Ms. Liberty?  Who’s that?”
“She must be making it up, work her over, boys.”  The sinister voice remarked.
“Sure ting, boss.”  Two thugs replied in unison.
After several stomach punches, Kolissa cried.  “Enough!”
“Are you ready to tell us what we want to hear?”
“Whatever, what do you want?”  Kolissa pleaded.
“We know that you were sent here to get the secret rocket formula.”
“Don’t deny it!  Who are you working for, the Russians?”  The sinister voice insisted.
“Alright!  I’ll tell you, but I’ll need protection.  My employer will think I did a double-cross.”  Kolissa played-along.
“Now, we’re getting somewhere.”
“So you want us to protect you, while we check out your story, is that it?”  The sinister voice asked.
“There is one other thing a need, a cosmic-frequency duplicator.  I had a heart condition, <cough-cough>, and it relieves the <cough-cough> serve pain.”  Kolissa said and let out a scream of pain.
“Boss, dat ting might jam da do-hickey ma-jigger.”
“The name?”  The sinister voice asked Kolissa.
“Moe Liver <cough>.”  Kolissa said.
“Untie her, put her in room C and give her that Cosmic dup.”  The sinister voice ordered.
“Cosmic-frequency duplicator.”  Kolissa interrupted.  The cosmic-frequency duplicator should jam the super-power-interference field generator effects.
After they put her in the room and as she lay in bed, they brought in the device and switched it on.  Kolissa could feel her stomach feeling better and her powers returning.
“Oow!  Get that other guy in here, quick.”  Kolissa cried.
“Ok-ok, I’m going.”
A few seconds later, in walked the two thugs and the female.
“This will have to do.”  Kolissa thought to herself as she fired off confusion.
The thugs started fighting each other and the female was trying to help one or the other.
Kolissa left the room.  She had the sense that they were still in the hotel, but where?
“Kolissa calling Super Fire Dragon.”  Kolissa said into her wrist communicator.  It was a risk, but she was hoping that luck would be on her side.
“Oh hello, Kolissa.  Did ya miss me?”  SFD asked via the communicator.
“No time to explain, activate your homing beacon.”  Kolissa ordered.
“Huh-uh, not until you say that you’re sorry.”  SFD insisted.
“Dragon, sorry for what?  There’s no time for games.”  Kolissa fired back.
“I heard, ‘Dragon, sorry’, so ok, you’re forgiven.”  SFD said turning on his homing beacon.
Kolissa quickly got a fix on the beacon and figured out her escape route.  She made her escape and returned to SFD’s hotel room unnoticed by her captors.
“Dragon, am I glad to see you.”  Kolissa gushed with relief.
“Hey, where’s my omelet?”  SFD asked.
They both laughed.
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« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2016, 06:22:53 AM »
“I am sorry for the inconvenience.”  Big Stud apologized.
Kolissa couldn’t believe it.  Big Stud had actually helped them locate several listening devices in her room.  Super Fire Dragon helped too, by eating cheese and making wise-cracks.
“Thank you again for all your help, deary.”  Kolissa cooed.
“It was my pleasure.”  Big Stud replied.
“We have an important document that we need kept safe.  Can you help us?”  Super Fire Dragon asked.
“I would be more than happy to help you with that.”  Big Stud snapped back.
“Great, just great.”  SFD replied.
“What document?”  Kolissa asked.
“Oh, it is something Ms. Liberty gave me, did I forget to mention it?”  SFD answered.
“Dragon!  We are supposed to be a team.”  Kolissa shouted.
“Well, Kolissa, there are teams and there are teams.”  SFD remarked.
“I hate you, dragon.”  Kolissa fired back.
“Big Stud, meet me in my room in half an hour, your time, and bring cheese.”  SFD instructed.
“Of course.”  Big Stud replied dutifully.  Big Stud left Kolissa’s room and closed the door behind her.
“What is this all about.”  Kolissa demanded.
“Hush!”  SFD ordered.
“Deary, you don’t hush me.”  Kolissa said sternly.
The dragon walked over to the draperies and tugged on the cord.
“What are you doing now?”  Kolissa asked.
“I am looking for my lost contact.”  SFD said with a wink.
Kolissa was about to say that SFD doesn’t wear contacts when she suddenly understood.
SFD reached behind the drape and pulled out a listening device.
“What are you going to do with your contact when you find it?”  Kolissa asked playing along.
The dragon put the device back where it was.
“I don’t see it; let’s go back to my room.”  SFD said for the benefit of the bug.
They left Kolissa’s room.
“BS left that one in place, do you think she over-looked it.”  Kolissa asked.
“Possibly, but I doubt it.  Kolissa, this is getting intense.  I think our lives are in danger.”  SFD said in an uncharacteristically serious tone.
“Dragon, you’re scaring me.”  Kolissa stated.
“We have 15 minutes to make some fake documents.  We better watch how we play Big Stud.  She is a double agent.”  SFD commented.
“I’ll have Ms. Liberty FAX something over.”  Kolissa explained as she sent a coded message to Paragon City.
“Good idea.  We need a plan for dealing with Big Stud.  She is either on our side or desperately wants us to think she is.”  SFD explained.
They reached SFD’s room and went inside.
“Before I tell you about those documents, let me get some cheese.”  SFD stated.
“Dragon, this is no time for …”  Kolissa began.
Super Fire Dragon scanned the room for listening devices, found a couple and destroyed them.
“Dragon, I thought you already removed the bugs from this room.”  Kolissa insisted.
“I did.”  SFD said.
“While we were in my room, they were in your room.”  Kolissa commented.
“Yup, but what does it mean.”  SFD asked.
“Big Stud is not on our side.”  Kolissa surmised.
“So is our mission over?”  SFD asked.
“There might still be a way.  Dragon, remember the Security Chief.”  Kolissa enlightened.
“He was the guy with the Cheese Danish, who could forget.”  SFD responded.
“We thought that he was so interested in our mission, right?”  Kolissa asked.
“Yup, the nosey clod.”  SFD said.
“Where is he?”  Kolissa asked.
“Kolissa, you’ve done it again.  I had dismissed him as a failed operative.  He could still be behind all this, but it’s worth a shot, and more Cheese Danish.”  SFD said licking his lips.
“After we give Big Stud those documents, let’s pay him a visit.”  Kolissa instructed.
“Good plan except for one thing.”  SFD said.
“What?”  Kolissa asked.
“I told Big Stud to bring cheese, if it is Cheese Danish, we’re in big trouble.”  SFD said.
They both laughed.
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Re: Super Fire Dragon Gets Some Seoul
« Reply #18 on: January 19, 2017, 03:58:02 AM »
“I will guard these documents with my life.”  Big Stud promised as she headed for the door.
“You are too kind.”  Super Fire Dragon said through a phony smile.
“Goodbye, Big Stud.  See you soon.”  Kolissa offered.
The door closed as Big Stud left.  SFD started pacing mumbling to his self.  Kolissa stared at the dragon impatiently.
“Well?”  Kolissa asked breaking the long silence.
“You wouldn’t happen to have a diamond diadem?”  SFD asked coyly.
Kolissa stared at him coldly.  She wished she had Necrophillia’s dark powers right at that moment to send the dragon to hell.
“I’ll take that as a ‘no’.”  SFD replied.
“Dragon, we got to have a reason for contacting the Security Chief.  Your veiled insults are not helping.”  Kolissa shot back.
“Cheese woman!  Why did I bring you along?”  SFD asked annoyed.
“Ms. Liberty sent me with you as punishment and to keep you out of trouble, probably.”  Kolissa snapped back.
“Ok, Kolissa, I wasn’t joking.  We told the Security Chief that Ms. Liberty had a valuable item stolen …”  SFD started.
“Of course!  Sorry, Dragon.  Diamonds are a touchy subject with me.”  Kolissa interrupted.
“Can you …”  SFD started to ask.
“Dragon!”  Kolissa interrupted indignant.
“Get a grip, Kolissa.  I’m sure you can handle it.”  SFD fired back.
“Dragon, “  Kolissa began crossing the room to a chair.  “I can’t do it.  I was out of control.  I thought people owed me diamonds for rescuing them.  Don’t ask me to steal, not diamonds --- not anything.”
“Of course, I do remember the way you were.  We will find another way.”  SFD responded walking over to Kolissa and holding her hands.
“Wow, if anybody walked in right now, they might actually think we like each other.”  Kolissa said after a brief moment.
“And she’s back.”  SFD said walking over to the liquor cabinet to get he’s thinking Brandy.
“Son of a tabby!  It’s so simple!”  Kolissa burst.
“Kolissa, how much of this have I had to drink?”  SFD questioned.
“No, don’t you see.  We ask for the Security Chief’s help in …”  Kolissa began.
“Finding the stolen valuable.  Cheese woman, you are brilliant!”  SFD interrupted with excitement.
“Well, you didn’t bring me along for my good looks.”  Kolissa joked.
They both laughed.
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Re: Super Fire Dragon Gets Some Seoul
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2017, 04:30:48 AM »
“You should have come to me in the first place.”  The Security Chief said staring at Super Fire Dragon.
“A thousand pardons, I was overcome with cheese Danish.”  Super Fire Dragon replied.
“Yes, you did have a healthy appetite, my friend.”  The Security Chief countered.
“Listen deary, we are not here to exchange barbs.”  Kolissa interjected.
“I see.  You failed to make any progress on your own, and now you want my help.”  The Security Chief fired back.
“Ok, I see where this is going.  Of course you may have my autograph and a selfie.”  SFD said.
“I want your autograph on the selfie, and made out to ‘My Best Friend’, but leave the name blank … for eBay … I mean security reasons.”  The Security Chief snapped back.
“Oh, you are on the ball.”  Kolissa observed.
“Yes, this isn’t New York or Paris, but I’m not asleep at the wheel either.”  The Security Chief stated.
“Fine, this is what is going down.  We found listening devices in Kolissa’s room, and she was abducted.  We think that some one might be trying to spy on us.”  SFD explained.
“You amuse me, dragon.”  The Security Chief said.
“No, it’s true.  We found several bugging devices in my hotel room.”  Kolissa remarked.
“This is South Korean, listening devices are everywhere.  When I go to bed, there are half a dozen in my pajamas.”  The Security Chief joked.
“Now you amuse me, Security Chief.”  SFD joked.
“Great, the two of you can go have a boys’ night out when this is all finished.”  Kolissa insisted.
“I liked her better when she was stripped and beaten.”  SFD commented.
“Dragon, my friend, you are a treasure.”  The Security Chief said.
“Dragon!”  Kolissa fumed.
“Now, now, don’t be too hard on him; that was kind of funny after all.”  The Security Chief admonished.
“Well, anyway, we’re not used to being spied upon.”  SFD stated.
“That is the trouble with you Americans.  You simply don’t know how to take a little espionage.”  The Security Chief observed.
“By the way, do you have any idea who might have abducted me?  There said that Moe Liverman was their enemy and they mentioned the Russians.”  Kolissa asked.
“Moe Liverman!  What are you two doing in my country?”  The Security Chief asked seriously.
“Who is Moe Liverman?”  SFD asked.
“Moe is the biggest under world syndicate leader in all of Korea.”  The Security Chief replied.
“Of course, The Syndicate.  Kolissa, you didn’t mention that they where wearing Suzuki jackets.”  SFD rifled off.
“No you idiot.”  Kolissa and The Security Chief fired back at the dragon.
“Not the Syndicate.  He is involved with a cartel.”  The Security Chief tried to explain.
“Bugs Bunny?”  SFD asked.
“Not a cartoon, a cartel.”  The Security Chief shouted.
“Honestly, I have to put up with this all day long.”  Kolissa said in her woe is me voice.
“The dragon, he is kind of like a cartoon.”  The Security Chief stated.
“You know what?”  SFD said out of the blue.
“What?”  The Security Chief asked.
“I’m going to tell you more details about our mission.”  SFD stated.
“Dragon, no!”  Kolissa interrupted.
“Kolissa, don’t try to stop me.”  SFD replied.
“I can have her arrested, if you like.”  The Security Chief suggested.
“No!  No that won’t be necessary.”  SFD exclaimed.  Super Fire Dragon fearing Kolissa’s confusion power quickly switched on his defenses.
“Should I be worried about something?”  The Security Chief asked.
“Dragon!  Some times you make me so mad.”  Kolissa remarked.
“Paragon City has kicked out all the supers.  With the exception of a few of us, even the Rogue Isles have been purged of supers.”  SFD explained.
“Dragon, that is enough; we don’t know which side he is on.”  Kolissa warned.
“We have to take the chance.”  SFD countered.
“All the supers kicked out of Paragon City?  Wow!”  The Security Chief said shocked.
“No we don’t.  Let’s not chance it.”  Kolissa said.
“Security Chief, do you have super-power-interference field generator?”  SFD asked bluntly.
“Dragon!”  Kolissa cried.
“Switch it on, now.”  SFD ordered.
“My friend, I do not know what you are talking about.”  The Security Chief informed.
“Kolissa is out of control.  We must stop her from using her confusion power on you.”  SFD answered.
“Don’t tell him that!”  Kolissa shouted.
“I wish I have a superpower inter field machine or whatever you said.”  The Security Chief said frightened.
Kolissa began firing off powers that looked like confusion, but were like mind—link and other team buffs.  The Security Chief ducked for cover.
“Kolissa!  No, don’t confuse the Security Chief!”  SFD shouted.
Kolissa fired off yet another harmless power.
“Chief, you got to use your super-power-interference field generator.”  SFD ordered.
“I don’t have one of those things, please, make her stop!”  The Security Chief pleaded.
“This is serious; I’m protected by my toggles.  You will get confused.”  SFD warned.
“I don’t have any kind of generator super power or otherwise.”  The Security Chief admitted.
“If you get confused, you might try to attack me.  I would have to defend myself.  You understand.”  SFD explained.
Kolissa fired off a few more do no harm powers.
“I swear to Buddha himself, I have nothing to stop her.”  The Security Chief begged.
“Ok, Kolissa, he doesn’t have one.”  SFD stated.
“Are you sure?”  Kolissa asked.
“Yep, he spilled some water on the floor.”  SFD stated.
“But he wasn’t drinking water.”  Kolissa stated.
Seeing Kolissa in a calm state, The Security Chief surmised that it was a ploy of some kind.  Regaining his composure, The Security Chief rose to his feet more than a bit angry and wearing wet trousers.
“Alright you two, get out of my office.  Get out of my office, now!”  The Security Chief demanded.
“Come on, Dragon, let’s go.”  Kolissa said.
“But I didn’t get any cheese Danish.”  SFD replied.
They both laughed.
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