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The Adventures of Developer 13 and Totally Awesome Dude
« on: May 05, 2016, 05:43:16 AM »
Act: 1
Sence: 1
Interior, Developer 13's apartment on Talos Island
Modern decor, studio apartment, lots of computer equipment stacked neatly along the walls and in the corners.

The door bell chimes.
Developer 13: Who could that be, on a Sinday, at this hour?
(crosses to the door and opens it.)

Totally Awesome Dude: Howdy-howdy, mind if I come in?
(pushes pass Developer 13.)

Developer 13: Tad, what are you doing here?
(shuts door and follows TAD into apartment.)

Totally Awesome Dude:  I know we haven't always been the closest of friends

Developer 13: Stop right there
(interrupting TAD and holding up a hand.)
Developer 13:  I know what you're going to ask, and the answer is no.  I don't loan money to supers.

Totally Awesome Dude: Ha!  You're funny.  You know that compared to my fortune, developers' barely make a living wage.

Developer 13: Yeah, I forgot.  So what do you want?

Totally Awesome Dude: The Adventure!
(crossing to Developer 13 and putting his hand on Dev's shoulders.)
Totally Awesome Dude: I want back in the game!

Developer 13: We all want the game back, but

Totally Awesome Dude: I got my police scanner working again.  It could be like old times!

Developer 13: You're crazy.

Totally Awesome Dude: Am I?
(pulling back he produced a police scanner, it was broken and had wires hanging out, but it crackled to life.)

Police Scanner (radio): 4-13 at 21st and Belle use 10-99

Developer 13: That's incredible!

Police Scanner (radio): pop  (puff of smoke)

Totally Awesome Dude: It does that from time to time, but it works!

They both laughed.
« Last Edit: May 15, 2016, 03:34:50 AM by Paragon Avenger »
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Re: The Adventures of Developer 13 and Totally Awesome Dude
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2016, 04:47:41 AM »
Deeveloper 13:  Tell me that you can get it working again!

Totally Awesome Dude: (crosses to table and places scanner on it) Well I don't have my tools with me.

Developer 13: (crosses to table and sits down, grabs scanner and moves it towards him) Let me see what I can do.

Totally Awesome Dude: (grabs chair and sits) Dev, I thought you were just software, do you know hardware?

Developer 13: (puts jeweler's eyepiece on) Trust me I know what I'm doing.

Totally Awesome Dude: (watching Developer 13 intently)  No, no, stop!

Developer 13:  (pulling a green wire) Don't worry.

Police Scanner: (radio) See the woman, 4-19 at 20-12 with 7-43.

Totally Awesome Dude:  See, you broke it.  It's not making any sense.

Developer 13:  We just have to figure out what a 20-12 is and we're home free.

Totally Awesome Dude:  Nobody knows what a 20-12 is.  We're hosed, loser.

Defeloper 13: Here you go Tad, here's your police scanner back.

Police Scanner: (radio) Attention all units, 19-46 at 56-12 no 94 repeat no 94.

Totally Awesome Dude:  Gee thanks.
« Last Edit: May 15, 2016, 03:34:00 AM by Paragon Avenger »
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Re: The Adventures of Developer 13 and Totally Awesome Dude
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2016, 03:33:41 AM »
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Re: The Adventures of Developer 13 and Totally Awesome Dude
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2016, 04:47:34 AM »
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Re: The Adventures of Developer 13 and Totally Awesome Dude
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2016, 04:41:28 AM »
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Re: The Adventures of Developer 13 and Totally Awesome Dude
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2016, 03:20:16 AM »
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Re: The Adventures of Developer 13 and Totally Awesome Dude
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Re: The Adventures of Developer 13 and Totally Awesome Dude
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Re: The Adventures of Developer 13 and Totally Awesome Dude
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Re: The Adventures of Developer 13 and Totally Awesome Dude
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