Author Topic: The Five Word Story (Read 28590 times)

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #1 on:** June 19, 2016, 08:03:37 PM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City

Power Gamer · « **Reply #2 on:** July 19, 2016, 05:08:21 AM »

a constant sentinel of justice

Safehouse · « **Reply #3 on:** July 19, 2016, 08:51:29 PM »

Every single day he flies

Power Gamer · « **Reply #4 on:** July 20, 2016, 11:00:22 PM »

to the top of Atlas

Safehouse · « **Reply #5 on:** July 21, 2016, 10:42:11 AM »

And performs a merry stepdance

Power Gamer · « **Reply #6 on:** July 21, 2016, 01:25:44 PM »

as a solemn, devoted reminder

Pengy · « **Reply #7 on:** July 22, 2016, 01:46:46 AM »

of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair

Power Gamer · « **Reply #8 on:** July 22, 2016, 01:52:46 AM »

Sunrise glints across Paragon City

Mister Hassenpheffer · « **Reply #9 on:** July 23, 2016, 03:51:34 PM »

When ideas become possible creation.

Power Gamer · « **Reply #10 on:** July 23, 2016, 06:06:28 PM »

Frost-Zapper then bolts across the

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #11 on:** July 27, 2016, 02:13:24 AM »

city to find the dark

Power Gamer · « **Reply #12 on:** July 27, 2016, 02:20:38 PM »

forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #13 on:** July 28, 2016, 02:46:58 AM »

This is bad, very bad

Power Gamer · « **Reply #14 on:** July 28, 2016, 04:34:19 AM »

for the perpetrators of crime

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #15 on:** July 28, 2016, 04:45:32 AM »

Using his mighty Ice Blast

Power Gamer · « **Reply #16 on:** July 28, 2016, 04:56:15 AM »

and years of refined experience

Safehouse · « **Reply #17 on:** July 28, 2016, 10:38:37 AM »

Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains

Power Gamer · « **Reply #18 on:** July 28, 2016, 01:10:11 PM »

on their heels, right into

Waffles · « **Reply #19 on:** July 29, 2016, 04:42:05 AM »

The wall, which is covered...

Power Gamer · « **Reply #20 on:** July 29, 2016, 05:08:21 AM »

with a dark invigoration force

Pengy · « **Reply #21 on:** July 29, 2016, 02:40:27 PM »

generated by a lurking eidolon

Power Gamer · « **Reply #22 on:** July 29, 2016, 03:55:46 PM »

Our hero is momentarily startled

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #23 on:** July 31, 2016, 06:54:02 PM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires

Power Gamer · « **Reply #24 on:** August 01, 2016, 04:08:23 AM »

To no avail, for ominous

healix · « **Reply #25 on:** August 01, 2016, 11:55:25 AM »

Sappers emerge from the shadows

Power Gamer · « **Reply #26 on:** August 01, 2016, 04:37:28 PM »

with the endurance draining weapons

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #27 on:** August 04, 2016, 02:10:50 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss

Power Gamer · « **Reply #28 on:** August 04, 2016, 03:52:19 AM »

their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #29 on:** August 06, 2016, 04:22:28 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst

Power Gamer · « **Reply #30 on:** August 06, 2016, 06:09:54 AM »

a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #31 on:** August 09, 2016, 01:17:53 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper

(do our readers the courtesty of copying the previous post and bolding your appended 5-words. Thanx)

Power Gamer · « **Reply #32 on:** August 09, 2016, 02:11:17 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #33 on:** August 09, 2016, 05:34:59 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator

Power Gamer · « **Reply #34 on:** August 09, 2016, 02:02:14 PM »

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #35 on:** August 10, 2016, 02:28:13 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper.

Power Gamer · « **Reply #36 on:** August 10, 2016, 04:12:25 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent

Waffles · « **Reply #37 on:** August 11, 2016, 12:19:09 AM »

he left the gas on

Power Gamer · « **Reply #38 on:** August 11, 2016, 03:59:08 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the

Tahquitz · « **Reply #39 on:** August 11, 2016, 04:34:54 AM »

phone rang while boiling spaghetti

Power Gamer · « **Reply #40 on:** August 12, 2016, 06:34:36 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #41 on:** August 13, 2016, 05:56:40 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with

Power Gamer · « **Reply #42 on:** August 13, 2016, 06:19:08 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #43 on:** August 13, 2016, 06:47:22 PM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

Power Gamer · « **Reply #44 on:** August 13, 2016, 07:29:56 PM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #45 on:** August 15, 2016, 02:13:22 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood

Power Gamer · « **Reply #46 on:** August 15, 2016, 02:53:38 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #47 on:** August 15, 2016, 02:59:45 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots

Power Gamer · « **Reply #48 on:** August 15, 2016, 03:39:25 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robotseach one color coordinated by

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #49 on:** August 16, 2016, 03:08:17 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends

Power Gamer · « **Reply #50 on:** August 16, 2016, 05:36:15 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion

Tahquitz · « **Reply #51 on:** August 16, 2016, 05:50:00 AM »

Pregnant with the possibility of

Power Gamer · « **Reply #52 on:** August 16, 2016, 05:50:42 PM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion pregnant with the possibility of a valuable alliance in the

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #53 on:** August 17, 2016, 03:42:19 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion pregnant with the possibility of a valuable alliance in The Paragon League of Heroes. Or

Power Gamer · « **Reply #54 on:** August 17, 2016, 04:06:07 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion pregnant with the possibility of a valuable alliance in The Paragon League of Heroes. Or it could end in disaster.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #55 on:** August 17, 2016, 04:09:14 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion pregnant with the possibility of a valuable alliance in The Paragon League of Heroes. Or it could end in disaster. Frost-Zapper questioned The Fattinator and

Power Gamer · « **Reply #56 on:** August 17, 2016, 04:52:34 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion pregnant with the possibility of a valuable alliance in The Paragon League of Heroes. Or it could end in disaster. Frost-Zapper questioned The Fattinator and came to the decision that

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #57 on:** August 17, 2016, 06:06:53 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion pregnant with the possibility of a valuable alliance in The Paragon League of Heroes. Or it could end in disaster. Frost-Zapper questioned The Fattinator and came to the decision that despite his size and robots

Power Gamer · « **Reply #58 on:** August 17, 2016, 06:46:48 PM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion pregnant with the possibility of a valuable alliance in The Paragon League of Heroes. Or it could end in disaster. Frost-Zapper questioned The Fattinator and came to the decision that despite his size and robots and their incessant blinking, whirring

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #59 on:** August 23, 2016, 02:57:47 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion pregnant with the possibility of a valuable alliance in The Paragon League of Heroes. Or it could end in disaster. Frost-Zapper questioned The Fattinator and came to the decision that despite his size and robots and their incessant blinking, whirring noise, Fats was alright.

"Wanna

Power Gamer · « **Reply #60 on:** August 23, 2016, 03:22:29 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion pregnant with the possibility of a valuable alliance in The Paragon League of Heroes. Or it could end in disaster. Frost-Zapper questioned The Fattinator and came to the decision that despite his size and robots and their incessant blinking, whirring noise, Fats was alright.

"Wanna check out what the Circle

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #61 on:** August 24, 2016, 12:16:13 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion pregnant with the possibility of a valuable alliance in The Paragon League of Heroes. Or it could end in disaster. Frost-Zapper questioned The Fattinator and came to the decision that despite his size and robots and their incessant blinking, whirring noise, Fats was alright.

"Wanna check out what the Circle Jerks are doing in Kings?"

Power Gamer · « **Reply #62 on:** August 24, 2016, 03:23:21 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion pregnant with the possibility of a valuable alliance in The Paragon League of Heroes. Or it could end in disaster. Frost-Zapper questioned The Fattinator and came to the decision that despite his size and robots and their incessant blinking, whirring noise, Fats was alright.

"Wanna check out what the Circle Jerks are doing in Kings?"

"I thought you'd never ask."

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #63 on:** August 24, 2016, 04:15:48 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion pregnant with the possibility of a valuable alliance in The Paragon League of Heroes. Or it could end in disaster. Frost-Zapper questioned The Fattinator and came to the decision that despite his size and robots and their incessant blinking, whirring noise, Fats was alright.

"Wanna check out what the Circle Jerks are doing in Kings?"

"I thought you'd never ask."

They went to Atlas Park

Power Gamer · « **Reply #64 on:** August 24, 2016, 11:59:35 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion pregnant with the possibility of a valuable alliance in The Paragon League of Heroes. Or it could end in disaster. Frost-Zapper questioned The Fattinator and came to the decision that despite his size and robots and their incessant blinking, whirring noise, Fats was alright.

"Wanna check out what the Circle Jerks are doing in Kings?"

"I thought you'd never ask."

They went to Atlas Park just as the invasion began.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #65 on:** August 25, 2016, 01:15:46 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion pregnant with the possibility of a valuable alliance in The Paragon League of Heroes. Or it could end in disaster. Frost-Zapper questioned The Fattinator and came to the decision that despite his size and robots and their incessant blinking, whirring noise, Fats was alright.

"Wanna check out what the Circle Jerks are doing in Kings?"

"I thought you'd never ask."

They went to Atlas Park just as the invasion began.

"This isn't Blyde Square. This isn't even Kings Row!"

(sorry I went over by a couple words)

Power Gamer · « **Reply #66 on:** August 25, 2016, 09:14:33 PM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion pregnant with the possibility of a valuable alliance in The Paragon League of Heroes. Or it could end in disaster. Frost-Zapper questioned The Fattinator and came to the decision that despite his size and robots and their incessant blinking, whirring noise, Fats was alright.

"Wanna check out what the Circle Jerks are doing in Kings?"

"I thought you'd never ask."

They went to Atlas Park just as the invasion began.

"This isn't Blyde Square. This isn't even Kings Row!"

The skies turned green and

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #67 on:** August 26, 2016, 02:00:38 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion pregnant with the possibility of a valuable alliance in The Paragon League of Heroes. Or it could end in disaster. Frost-Zapper questioned The Fattinator and came to the decision that despite his size and robots and their incessant blinking, whirring noise, Fats was alright.

"Wanna check out what the Circle Jerks are doing in Kings?"

"I thought you'd never ask."

They went to Atlas Park just as the invasion began.

"This isn't Blyde Square. This isn't even Kings Row!"

The skies turned green and not the pleasent green most

Power Gamer · « **Reply #68 on:** August 26, 2016, 04:22:53 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion pregnant with the possibility of a valuable alliance in The Paragon League of Heroes. Or it could end in disaster. Frost-Zapper questioned The Fattinator and came to the decision that despite his size and robots and their incessant blinking, whirring noise, Fats was alright.

"Wanna check out what the Circle Jerks are doing in Kings?"

"I thought you'd never ask."

They went to Atlas Park just as the invasion began.

"This isn't Blyde Square. This isn't even Kings Row!"

The skies turned green and not the pleasent green most associated with a placid painting.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #69 on:** August 29, 2016, 03:43:27 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion pregnant with the possibility of a valuable alliance in The Paragon League of Heroes. Or it could end in disaster. Frost-Zapper questioned The Fattinator and came to the decision that despite his size and robots and their incessant blinking, whirring noise, Fats was alright.

"Wanna check out what the Circle Jerks are doing in Kings?"

"I thought you'd never ask."

They went to Atlas Park just as the invasion began.

"This isn't Blyde Square. This isn't even Kings Row!"

The skies turned green and not the pleasent green most associated with a placid painting. This was the sickly green

Power Gamer · « **Reply #70 on:** August 29, 2016, 06:55:41 PM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion pregnant with the possibility of a valuable alliance in The Paragon League of Heroes. Or it could end in disaster. Frost-Zapper questioned The Fattinator and came to the decision that despite his size and robots and their incessant blinking, whirring noise, Fats was alright.

"Wanna check out what the Circle Jerks are doing in Kings?"

"I thought you'd never ask."

They went to Atlas Park just as the invasion began.

"This isn't Blyde Square. This isn't even Kings Row!"

The skies turned green and not the pleasant green most associated with a placid painting. This was the sickly green of an other worldly invasion.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #71 on:** August 30, 2016, 01:05:34 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion pregnant with the possibility of a valuable alliance in The Paragon League of Heroes. Or it could end in disaster. Frost-Zapper questioned The Fattinator and came to the decision that despite his size and robots and their incessant blinking, whirring noise, Fats was alright.

"Wanna check out what the Circle Jerks are doing in Kings?"

"I thought you'd never ask."

They went to Atlas Park just as the invasion began.

"This isn't Blyde Square. This isn't even Kings Row!"

The skies turned green and not the pleasant green most associated with a placid painting. This was the sickly green of an other worldly invasion. The color of Rikt-Monkey farts.

Power Gamer · « **Reply #72 on:** August 30, 2016, 05:27:14 PM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion pregnant with the possibility of a valuable alliance in The Paragon League of Heroes. Or it could end in disaster. Frost-Zapper questioned The Fattinator and came to the decision that despite his size and robots and their incessant blinking, whirring noise, Fats was alright.

"Wanna check out what the Circle Jerks are doing in Kings?"

"I thought you'd never ask."

They went to Atlas Park just as the invasion began.

"This isn't Blyde Square. This isn't even Kings Row!"

The skies turned green and not the pleasant green most associated with a placid painting. This was the sickly green of an other worldly invasion. The color of Rikt-Money farts.

With steely resolve Frost-Zapper and

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #73 on:** August 31, 2016, 05:20:37 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion pregnant with the possibility of a valuable alliance in The Paragon League of Heroes. Or it could end in disaster. Frost-Zapper questioned The Fattinator and came to the decision that despite his size and robots and their incessant blinking, whirring noise, Fats was alright.

"Wanna check out what the Circle Jerks are doing in Kings?"

"I thought you'd never ask."

They went to Atlas Park just as the invasion began.

"This isn't Blyde Square. This isn't even Kings Row!"

The skies turned green and not the pleasant green most associated with a placid painting. This was the sickly green of an other worldly invasion. The color of Rikt-Monkey farts.

With steely resolve Frost-Zapper and Rikti Monkeys battled The Fattinator.

Power Gamer · « **Reply #74 on:** August 31, 2016, 05:59:21 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion pregnant with the possibility of a valuable alliance in The Paragon League of Heroes. Or it could end in disaster. Frost-Zapper questioned The Fattinator and came to the decision that despite his size and robots and their incessant blinking, whirring noise, Fats was alright.

"Wanna check out what the Circle Jerks are doing in Kings?"

"I thought you'd never ask."

They went to Atlas Park just as the invasion began.

"This isn't Blyde Square. This isn't even Kings Row!"

The skies turned green and not the pleasant green most associated with a placid painting. This was the sickly green of an other worldly invasion. The color of Rikt-Monkey farts.

With steely resolve Frost-Zapper and Rikti Monkeys battled The Fattinator. But it was a clever ruse,

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #75 on:** September 01, 2016, 03:59:52 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion pregnant with the possibility of a valuable alliance in The Paragon League of Heroes. Or it could end in disaster. Frost-Zapper questioned The Fattinator and came to the decision that despite his size and robots and their incessant blinking, whirring noise, Fats was alright.

"Wanna check out what the Circle Jerks are doing in Kings?"

"I thought you'd never ask."

They went to Atlas Park just as the invasion began.

"This isn't Blyde Square. This isn't even Kings Row!"

The skies turned green and not the pleasant green most associated with a placid painting. This was the sickly green of an other worldly invasion. The color of Rikti Monkey farts. With steely resolve Frost-Zapper and Rikti Monkeys battled The Fattinator. But it was a clever ruse, when their backs were turned

Power Gamer · « **Reply #76 on:** September 06, 2016, 08:34:11 PM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion pregnant with the possibility of a valuable alliance in The Paragon League of Heroes. Or it could end in disaster. Frost-Zapper questioned The Fattinator and came to the decision that despite his size and robots and their incessant blinking, whirring noise, Fats was alright.

"Wanna check out what the Circle Jerks are doing in Kings?"

"I thought you'd never ask."

They went to Atlas Park just as the invasion began.

"This isn't Blyde Square. This isn't even Kings Row!"

The skies turned green and not the pleasant green most associated with a placid painting. This was the sickly green of an other worldly invasion. The color of Rikti Monkey farts. With steely resolve Frost-Zapper and Rikti Monkeys battled The Fattinator. But it was a clever ruse, when their backs were turned an even great threat loomed.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #77 on:** September 09, 2016, 04:11:14 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion pregnant with the possibility of a valuable alliance in The Paragon League of Heroes. Or it could end in disaster. Frost-Zapper questioned The Fattinator and came to the decision that despite his size and robots and their incessant blinking, whirring noise, Fats was alright.

"Wanna check out what the Circle Jerks are doing in Kings?"

"I thought you'd never ask."

They went to Atlas Park just as the invasion began.

"This isn't Blyde Square. This isn't even Kings Row!"

The skies turned green and not the pleasant green most associated with a placid painting. This was the sickly green of an other worldly invasion. The color of Rikti Monkey farts. With steely resolve Frost-Zapper and Rikti Monkeys battled The Fattinator. But it was a clever ruse, when their backs were turned an even greater threat loomed. A rikti bomb half-buried itself

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #78 on:** September 22, 2016, 06:28:45 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion pregnant with the possibility of a valuable alliance in The Paragon League of Heroes. Or it could end in disaster. Frost-Zapper questioned The Fattinator and came to the decision that despite his size and robots and their incessant blinking, whirring noise, Fats was alright.

"Wanna check out what the Circle Jerks are doing in Kings?"

"I thought you'd never ask."

They went to Atlas Park just as the invasion began.

"This isn't Blyde Square. This isn't even Kings Row!"

The skies turned green and not the pleasant green most associated with a placid painting. This was the sickly green of an other worldly invasion. The color of Rikti Monkey farts. With steely resolve Frost-Zapper and Rikti Monkeys battled The Fattinator. But it was a clever ruse, when their backs were turned an even greater threat loomed. A rikti bomb half-buried itself right behind them. The Fattinator

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #79 on:** October 12, 2016, 02:59:11 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion pregnant with the possibility of a valuable alliance in The Paragon League of Heroes. Or it could end in disaster. Frost-Zapper questioned The Fattinator and came to the decision that despite his size and robots and their incessant blinking, whirring noise, Fats was alright.

"Wanna check out what the Circle Jerks are doing in Kings?"

"I thought you'd never ask."

They went to Atlas Park just as the invasion began.

"This isn't Blyde Square. This isn't even Kings Row!"

The skies turned green and not the pleasant green most associated with a placid painting. This was the sickly green of an other worldly invasion. The color of Rikti Monkey farts. With steely resolve Frost-Zapper and Rikti Monkeys battled The Fattinator. But it was a clever ruse, when their backs were turned an even greater threat loomed. A rikti bomb half-buried itself right behind them. The Fattinator disarmed the bomb and defeated

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #80 on:** October 30, 2016, 08:26:03 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion pregnant with the possibility of a valuable alliance in The Paragon League of Heroes. Or it could end in disaster. Frost-Zapper questioned The Fattinator and came to the decision that despite his size and robots and their incessant blinking, whirring noise, Fats was alright.

"Wanna check out what the Circle Jerks are doing in Kings?"

"I thought you'd never ask."

They went to Atlas Park just as the invasion began.

"This isn't Blyde Square. This isn't even Kings Row!"

The skies turned green and not the pleasant green most associated with a placid painting. This was the sickly green of an other worldly invasion. The color of Rikti Monkey farts. With steely resolve Frost-Zapper and Rikti Monkeys battled The Fattinator. But it was a clever ruse, when their backs were turned an even greater threat loomed. A rikti bomb half-buried itself right behind them. The Fattinator disarmed the bomb and defeated Frost-Zapper and the Rikti Monkeys.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #81 on:** November 28, 2016, 07:28:54 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion pregnant with the possibility of a valuable alliance in The Paragon League of Heroes. Or it could end in disaster. Frost-Zapper questioned The Fattinator and came to the decision that despite his size and robots and their incessant blinking, whirring noise, Fats was alright.

"Wanna check out what the Circle Jerks are doing in Kings?"

"I thought you'd never ask."

They went to Atlas Park just as the invasion began.

"This isn't Blyde Square. This isn't even Kings Row!"

The skies turned green and not the pleasant green most associated with a placid painting. This was the sickly green of an other worldly invasion. The color of Rikti Monkey farts. With steely resolve Frost-Zapper and Rikti Monkeys battled The Fattinator. But it was a clever ruse, when their backs were turned an even greater threat loomed. A rikti bomb half-buried itself right behind them. The Fattinator disarmed the bomb and defeated Frost-Zapper and the Rikti Monkeys.

Frost-Zapper said, "Ouch!" as he hit the pavement.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #82 on:** December 16, 2016, 03:31:20 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion pregnant with the possibility of a valuable alliance in The Paragon League of Heroes. Or it could end in disaster. Frost-Zapper questioned The Fattinator and came to the decision that despite his size and robots and their incessant blinking, whirring noise, Fats was alright.

"Wanna check out what the Circle Jerks are doing in Kings?"

"I thought you'd never ask."

They went to Atlas Park just as the invasion began.

"This isn't Blyde Square. This isn't even Kings Row!"

The skies turned green and not the pleasant green most associated with a placid painting. This was the sickly green of an other worldly invasion. The color of Rikti Monkey farts. With steely resolve Frost-Zapper and Rikti Monkeys battled The Fattinator. But it was a clever ruse, when their backs were turned an even greater threat loomed. A rikti bomb half-buried itself right behind them. The Fattinator disarmed the bomb and defeated Frost-Zapper and the Rikti Monkeys.

Frost-Zapper said, "Ouch!" as he hit the pavement.

The Fattinator began dancing singing

Safehouse · « **Reply #83 on:** February 23, 2017, 01:01:33 PM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion pregnant with the possibility of a valuable alliance in The Paragon League of Heroes. Or it could end in disaster. Frost-Zapper questioned The Fattinator and came to the decision that despite his size and robots and their incessant blinking, whirring noise, Fats was alright.

"Wanna check out what the Circle Jerks are doing in Kings?"

"I thought you'd never ask."

They went to Atlas Park just as the invasion began.

"This isn't Blyde Square. This isn't even Kings Row!"

The skies turned green and not the pleasant green most associated with a placid painting. This was the sickly green of an other worldly invasion. The color of Rikti Monkey farts. With steely resolve Frost-Zapper and Rikti Monkeys battled The Fattinator. But it was a clever ruse, when their backs were turned an even greater threat loomed. A rikti bomb half-buried itself right behind them. The Fattinator disarmed the bomb and defeated Frost-Zapper and the Rikti Monkeys.

Frost-Zapper said, "Ouch!" as he hit the pavement.

The Fattinator began dancing, singing, "Iiii won and youuuu lost!

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #84 on:** February 24, 2017, 02:13:04 AM »

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens. This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime. Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon.
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons. The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper. Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather. The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the phone rang while boiling spaghetti monsters wriggled in meatbally anger.

Frost-Zapper defeated the Sapper with clean living and good looks. The Sapper said, "Ahh, Nut-Bunnies!"

But there is no time to celebrate, The Fattinator stood between him and final victory. Fats summoned his killer robots each one color coordinated by height. "Can't we be friends just this once?" The suggestion pregnant with the possibility of a valuable alliance in The Paragon League of Heroes. Or it could end in disaster. Frost-Zapper questioned The Fattinator and came to the decision that despite his size and robots and their incessant blinking, whirring noise, Fats was alright.

"Wanna check out what the Circle Jerks are doing in Kings?"

"I thought you'd never ask."

They went to Atlas Park just as the invasion began.

"This isn't Blyde Square. This isn't even Kings Row!"

The skies turned green and not the pleasant green most associated with a placid painting. This was the sickly green of an other worldly invasion. The color of Rikti Monkey farts. With steely resolve Frost-Zapper and Rikti Monkeys battled The Fattinator. But it was a clever ruse, when their backs were turned an even greater threat loomed. A rikti bomb half-buried itself right behind them. The Fattinator disarmed the bomb and defeated Frost-Zapper and the Rikti Monkeys.

Frost-Zapper said, "Ouch!" as he hit the pavement.

The Fattinator began dancing, singing, "Iiii won and youuuu lost!
His robots chimed in, "Boo-Doop-Boo-Doop"

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