Greetings.
I have come here so that my co-workers might somehow be tricked into thinking I'm busy working. I am not. I would - but I can barely keep my eyes open. So, I've come here to at least amuse myself in hopes that nobody will have to hear me snore.
I think watching paint dry is more exciting than my job sometimes.
That is all. Have a nice day.
Oh - never date a deaf woman. When I yawn, she thinks I'm screaming at her...
