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Who is CodeWalker: (A tribute through Chuck Norris-style jokes)
Paragon Avenger:
Programming bugs look under their beds for CodeWalker.
Data streams wait for CodeWalker.
There are 10 types of programmers on the net, CodeWalker and everybody else.
In CodeWalker's code, there is such a thing as 2.
Paragon Avenger:
CodeWalker doesn't make syntax errors, the compiler needs re-writing.
CodeWalker once asked HR for an assistant. They refused. He simply wrote one. Half the executive assistants are now out-of-work.
New CSS property: In CSS the last code or closest style wins; an override is to use !important. To override even that, use !CodeWalker-said-so
div { color: blue;}
div { color: red !important;}
div { color: black !CodeWalker-said-so;}
All div elements will be black.
Paragon Avenger:
CodeWalker and a debugger could clean-up the net, and the debugger wouldn't need to be taken out of the box.
CodeWalker once spent 20-hours working on a program, it brought the internet to its knees.
CodeWalker + a case of Jolt = CodeWalker2
CodeWalker re-wrote the JCL interpreter, now the mainframe can dance.
Paragon Avenger:
Large Occupacy Vehicles move out of CodeWalker's lane.
CodeWalker doesn't wait in-line for lunch, the line waits for CodeWalker.
XMPP was happy that CodeWalker decided to use it for Paragon Chat, (Super Fire Dragon's Fun House of Chat).
Super Fire Dragon gives CodeWalker cheese.
Captain Electric:
If Codewalker ever decided to dupe a rare, it would be Unique Dragon who was gone to the Americans.
Chuck Norris and Blue Steel almost killed each other when they first met and mistook each other for adversaries, but in the nick of time, they found out that both their moms' names was Codewalker.
Codewalker only needed thirty minutes to collect all six infinity stones, not some big long movie.
When Codewalker finally had all six infinity stones crammed into his mouth, he was able to pronounce "chubby bunny" with ease.
When codewalker duped the infinity stones, we all know what happened to Unique Dragon.
When Codewalker snapped his fingers at the end of his thirty minute "Infinity War", he simply doubled the amount of resources in the universe.
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