Ha ha, you're such a liar.
I blame the wiki database. I haven't figured out why yet, but the account creation dates for a lot of the older accounts are
way off according the contribution logs. For example,
contribution log indicates that Colonel Jasmine's first edit was on April 24, 2007. Meanwhile, the
User list indicates the account was created February 27, 2009.
Anyway, I'm up to the accounts that were supposedly created Feb. 28 2009. 408 accounts to go. I just want to make sure I don't miss anyone.