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Re: I want to Cheer Up
« Reply #1920 on: September 12, 2018, 03:04:43 AM »


Hey Fetus, no jail is a-going to hold me, Barney!

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Re: I want to Cheer Up
« Reply #1921 on: September 12, 2018, 08:12:48 PM »
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

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Re: I want to Cheer Up
« Reply #1922 on: September 13, 2018, 01:44:55 AM »


Yup, turns out that what Barney meant by, "I love you." was in the same way as most of us love ice cream and cake.


(and puppies)

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Re: I want to Cheer Up
« Reply #1923 on: September 13, 2018, 05:42:42 AM »
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

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Re: I want to Cheer Up
« Reply #1924 on: September 21, 2018, 02:00:40 AM »


Fish ain't very smart.
But imagine the battle of wits fishermen would face if they were.

Fish1:  Watch this, I'm going to fake out this fisherman by biting through the line.
Fish2: Be careful, that's how your Uncle Albert went.

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Re: I want to Cheer Up
« Reply #1925 on: September 22, 2018, 04:26:32 AM »
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

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Re: I want to Cheer Up
« Reply #1926 on: October 07, 2018, 07:27:43 AM »


Uncle Albert was a sitter for bratty children.  He typically forced the brats to do housework, while wearing skimpy maid costumes.  The boys really hated it.

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Re: I want to Cheer Up
« Reply #1927 on: October 07, 2018, 03:20:21 PM »
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

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Re: I want to Cheer Up
« Reply #1928 on: October 07, 2018, 08:18:23 PM »
Nothing like some good bratwurst to cheer me up!
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Re: I want to Cheer Up
« Reply #1929 on: October 08, 2018, 04:28:57 PM »


Cheering WITH brats...er...Bratz
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

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Re: I want to Cheer Up
« Reply #1930 on: October 25, 2018, 02:48:15 AM »


Alright you brats, if any of you so much as gets out of line, I'll chew you out so hard.

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Re: I want to Cheer Up
« Reply #1931 on: October 28, 2018, 04:17:29 AM »
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
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Re: I want to Cheer Up
« Reply #1932 on: November 01, 2018, 12:21:52 AM »

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Re: I want to Cheer Up
« Reply #1933 on: November 25, 2018, 11:59:34 PM »


Mr. Cheerful says, "Always look both ways before darting into traffic."

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Re: I want to Cheer Up
« Reply #1934 on: November 30, 2018, 12:13:07 PM »
"Frank! It's the love boat to Cuba! Shuffle board and pineapples filled with rum. Know what they do? They put little paper umbrellas sticking out the top so that when it rains, it don't thin out the liquor."

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Re: I want to Cheer Up
« Reply #1935 on: January 16, 2019, 03:01:16 AM »

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Re: I want to Cheer Up
« Reply #1936 on: March 17, 2019, 11:38:14 PM »
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

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Re: I want to Cheer Up
« Reply #1937 on: March 25, 2019, 04:13:06 PM »


It is time for ... Dr. Sheldon Cooper's Fun with Money!

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Re: I want to Cheer Up
« Reply #1938 on: April 16, 2019, 02:14:28 AM »
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

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Re: I want to Cheer Up
« Reply #1939 on: May 15, 2019, 05:24:26 AM »


Dr. House says that I gotta wear this for 6 weeks.