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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1000 on: October 11, 2015, 09:52:29 AM »
I can't say as to that I got any of them there symptons.
I have these ones instead:
  • The ability to change the TV channel by simply pushing a button ... from across the room!
  • When I walk into a room, it glows with radiance from above,with a flick of a switch.
  • I can make water come rushing out of various places, sometimes all I need to do is wave my hand.
  • I can propel my self at speeds over seventy miles per hour, while comfortably seated.
  • I can cause letters and numbers to appear on a computer system, simply by pushing corresponding keys.
  • I can make water really really hot fairly quickly, by putting a container of water into a box and saying a magically incantation, and pushing button.
  • I can tap on a picture of a person and instantly talk to that person.
  • I can take clothes that I wore that smell of the world and mysteriously make them as fresh and clean as the day I bought them, using a box and pushing buttons, a different box than before.
  • And I'm famous too, I can go into any store, take whatever I want, and just show them a card as I'm leaving.
  • I can lie down, relax, and alter my state of consciousness.
  • I can make yellow water and brown goo nearly everyday.

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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1001 on: October 11, 2015, 02:15:21 PM »
I can't say as to that I got any of them there symptons.
I have these ones instead:
  • The ability to change the TV channel by simply pushing a button ... from across the room!
  • When I walk into a room, it glows with radiance from above,with a flick of a switch.
  • I can make water come rushing out of various places, sometimes all I need to do is wave my hand.
  • I can propel my self at speeds over seventy miles per hour, while comfortably seated.
  • I can cause letters and numbers to appear on a computer system, simply by pushing corresponding keys.
  • I can make water really really hot fairly quickly, by putting a container of water into a box and saying a magically incantation, and pushing button.
  • I can tap on a picture of a person and instantly talk to that person.
  • I can take clothes that I wore that smell of the world and mysteriously make them as fresh and clean as the day I bought them, using a box and pushing buttons, a different box than before.
  • And I'm famous too, I can go into any store, take whatever I want, and just show them a card as I'm leaving.
  • I can lie down, relax, and alter my state of consciousness.
  • I can make yellow water and brown goo nearly everyday.

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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1002 on: October 12, 2015, 04:48:47 PM »
Having an alter-ego does not count.

If it did, the asylums would be full of ....HEYYY....ARKHAM...hmmm
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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1003 on: October 12, 2015, 06:17:17 PM »
... I am not seeing pictures, here?

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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1004 on: October 12, 2015, 07:05:29 PM »
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1005 on: November 08, 2015, 08:27:30 AM »


Why does the Joker look like he belongs in a Dr. Seuss book?

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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1006 on: November 08, 2015, 02:41:46 PM »
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1007 on: November 08, 2015, 11:54:23 PM »


A slob with a job
I'm not sad
I'm very glad
To be a slob
with a job

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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1008 on: November 09, 2015, 03:29:00 PM »
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1009 on: November 14, 2015, 07:28:03 AM »


Batman IS Space Ghost.
This means that Robin IS NightWing,
And Adam West is the Mayor of a small town in R.I.  (not Paragon City)

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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1010 on: November 15, 2015, 05:00:21 AM »
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1011 on: November 21, 2015, 07:26:58 AM »


Frank secretly wishes to see you-know-who on the news.

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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1012 on: November 22, 2015, 02:51:59 AM »
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1013 on: November 22, 2015, 03:24:24 AM »


Few arguements are lost to the man armadillo holding a snub-nose .38.

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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1014 on: November 22, 2015, 04:37:25 AM »
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1015 on: December 05, 2015, 05:23:30 PM »
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1016 on: December 06, 2015, 04:04:19 AM »
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1017 on: December 06, 2015, 08:22:48 AM »


That's the first time that my hammer has ever been licked in battle.

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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1018 on: December 06, 2015, 07:28:50 PM »
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1019 on: December 07, 2015, 08:59:18 PM »
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
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