News Flash, infant drinking has become an epidemic. Cities and bars across the country deal with the problem of drunk babies. They get into fights; they urinate and defacate in public. Some pull-down their diapers, exposing themselves in public. There have been sighting of babies giving adult women oral sex on the breasts---in public. These drunken babies, so drunk they can't even walk, crawling around. Most of these babies are so desperate for booze money, they will pick stuff up off the floor and bite it to see if it's real money. And the punking, don't forget about the punking. Join PADB, People Against Drunken Babies, today!
(if only we knew where babies come from, we might have a chance to stop the maddness.)