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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1700 on: March 05, 2018, 06:55:30 PM »
I'm not sure what's more disturbing about this one - that James Franco can time travel to 1995, or that he evidently also has a-ha video powers. At least the Eternal Warrior instinctively knows to keep teenagers away from him.


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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1701 on: April 05, 2018, 03:21:35 AM »
I'm not sure what's more disturbing about this one - that James Franco can time travel to 1995, or that he evidently also has a-ha video powers. At least the Eternal Warrior instinctively knows to keep teenagers away from him.



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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1702 on: April 05, 2018, 06:05:29 AM »
This happened to me once.  I got grounded for a month.

Ahh, fond childhood memories. This reminds me of the times when My brother and I were left home alone after school, hours of unsupervised fun. We would often come home, stressed out from our hellish day at the laboratory (I'm not kidding our schools were actually labeled as laboratories...) And we discovered the best way to alleviate our stresses was to seek cheap thrills by randomly calling strangers and unleashing all manner of verbal abuses that 6 & 7 year old monsters were capable of. Keep in mind this was way before caller I.D. so we pretty much got away with it, well, almost. I remember us getting one of those "are your parents home?" calls and we took turns pretending that our mother had just walked in and started beating the crap out of us, we were screaming and crying and throwing the phone book down next to the phone and just coming up with all kinds of bloody murder before hanging up. The next day was fateful. We were chowing down on twinkies and ding dongs while watching tom and jerry when of all things this absurd "commercial" interrupted our beloved cartoon peddling cheap jewelry that contained diamond .."elds?"  and then they did it. They flashed the phone number and all our sugar fueled rage could grasp at that age was some stupid robot was about to get the business. And they did. We called them up and with a cute little nursery rhyme "The gold is made of brass, the diamonds are made of glass, and my middle finger is going up your @$$"  *click*  Every time that commercial would air, we would call, and chant. Unknown to us, someone was filing complaints. MANY someone's actually...They tracked down our number and managed to tie us into -all- the harassing phone calls we had been making.  Our mother gets home one day, all red in the face and we soon learned the folly of our ways. Good times!

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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1703 on: April 05, 2018, 11:35:37 PM »


Poor animals, getting sick by eating small children.  There ought to be a lwa.
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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1704 on: April 06, 2018, 05:17:11 PM »
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1705 on: April 09, 2018, 01:25:19 AM »


I agree, there ought to be a law against wearing pants in public.
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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1706 on: April 09, 2018, 02:02:10 AM »
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1707 on: April 10, 2018, 12:31:20 AM »
"Frank! It's the love boat to Cuba! Shuffle board and pineapples filled with rum. Know what they do? They put little paper umbrellas sticking out the top so that when it rains, it don't thin out the liquor."

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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1708 on: April 14, 2018, 02:45:17 AM »
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1709 on: April 25, 2018, 06:57:10 AM »
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1710 on: April 25, 2018, 12:45:24 PM »
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1711 on: April 26, 2018, 01:06:48 AM »


Ninjas, the other white meat.  Ok, never mind.
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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1712 on: April 27, 2018, 12:25:33 AM »
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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1713 on: May 02, 2018, 12:18:01 AM »
"Frank! It's the love boat to Cuba! Shuffle board and pineapples filled with rum. Know what they do? They put little paper umbrellas sticking out the top so that when it rains, it don't thin out the liquor."

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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1714 on: May 02, 2018, 03:36:20 PM »
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1715 on: May 21, 2018, 03:03:18 PM »


I solved this problem years ago by not even wearing pants.
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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1716 on: May 21, 2018, 05:16:09 PM »
Towels are much more comfortable.

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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1717 on: May 24, 2018, 04:57:45 PM »


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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1718 on: May 25, 2018, 12:50:53 PM »
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Re: Post a picture of something to beat the last one
« Reply #1719 on: May 25, 2018, 12:52:15 PM »
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

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