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healix

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Re: The Corner Store
« Reply #40 on: December 27, 2012, 06:45:48 PM »
here you go, Ad

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Re: The Corner Store
« Reply #41 on: December 29, 2012, 08:10:13 PM »
*penguins keep wandering around the store, then find some power armor and waddle up to the counter to pay for it*

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Re: The Corner Store
« Reply #42 on: December 30, 2012, 01:24:27 AM »
*swipes the penguins' Ameripolar Express Card...bags the armor....includes a 15%-off coupon for next visit*

Thank you, and come again!
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Re: The Corner Store
« Reply #43 on: December 30, 2012, 03:39:28 PM »
15% OFF??!!!

Your Killing me!  *places hand over cash register*

she didn't mean it my precious

*glare*
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Re: The Corner Store
« Reply #44 on: December 31, 2012, 06:34:38 AM »
Come on, boss...people spend MORE when they get a coupon like this. Besides, they are only for the grand reopening, *pouts*
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Re: The Corner Store
« Reply #45 on: December 31, 2012, 10:35:35 AM »
*more penguins waddle in, this time on the ceiling, looking for lead weights to hold them down while they fix gravity*

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Re: The Corner Store
« Reply #46 on: January 02, 2013, 09:44:15 PM »
*puts Gravity Emulator on 'to do' list along side of Air Conditioner. Breaks 'Emergency Weighted Belts' glass and hands out to floating penguins. Resumes inventory*
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Re: The Corner Store
« Reply #47 on: January 09, 2013, 11:15:25 AM »
*puts up the new sign Golden Ace ordered*

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Re: The Corner Store
« Reply #48 on: January 09, 2013, 09:54:24 PM »
no no no.


I said 1 for the price of 3.  >:(

god it's going to be bread and water for dinner again.  :-[
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Re: The Corner Store
« Reply #49 on: January 11, 2013, 04:00:44 AM »
*reorders new sign*

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Re: The Corner Store
« Reply #50 on: January 11, 2013, 11:26:27 AM »
Now That will bring them in!  ;D
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Re: The Corner Store
« Reply #51 on: January 15, 2013, 01:24:32 PM »
*looks at Golden Ace's other signs*









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Re: The Corner Store
« Reply #52 on: January 16, 2013, 01:02:41 AM »
Remind me to stock up on more invisibility cloaks.
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Re: The Corner Store
« Reply #53 on: January 16, 2013, 01:53:47 PM »
Do the invisibility cloaks come in purple? Or do you just stock red and green?

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Re: The Corner Store
« Reply #54 on: January 18, 2013, 01:42:59 AM »
Do the invisibility cloaks come in purple? Or do you just stock red and green?

They come in any color you can imagine. or course any color other than the standard has an extra surcharge.
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Re: The Corner Store
« Reply #55 on: January 18, 2013, 03:39:35 AM »
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

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Re: The Corner Store
« Reply #56 on: January 23, 2013, 11:36:06 AM »
*puts out patriotic glasses display with sale sign*

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Re: The Corner Store
« Reply #57 on: January 28, 2013, 06:11:03 PM »
-crash lands at the front door with a loud THUD-

Bloody Retsu crash...

-Gets up, dusting herself off and peeks in the front door-

'Er..Excuse me, is this the Corner Store? I saw this ad in the paper...'

"Frank! It's the love boat to Cuba! Shuffle board and pineapples filled with rum. Know what they do? They put little paper umbrellas sticking out the top so that when it rains, it don't thin out the liquor."

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Re: The Corner Store
« Reply #58 on: January 28, 2013, 11:16:45 PM »
Let me know if I can help you, and be sure to sign up for our special sales notifications. Be sure and check out our clearance items and our  snack area! Good meals and good deals...
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Re: The Corner Store
« Reply #59 on: January 28, 2013, 11:43:32 PM »
-crash lands at the front door with a loud THUD-

Bloody Retsu crash...

-Gets up, dusting herself off and peeks in the front door-

'Er..Excuse me, is this the Corner Store? I saw this ad in the paper...'



all that stuff is in the bins out back.

there is a small cart off fee.

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