Like it! But... since 'more words' were said... and I kinda had a couple ideas...
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(Cue slow starting, but heroric music, that will cresendo as we keep going in. I'm thinking the old Heroes login music myself, by the way, sounds perfect to me, it does that.)
(Cue the slow, deliberatly enunciating, low voiced announcer guy)
[Fade in on Paragon]
The City of Paragon.. City. In this City, there is a Man. Well, allright, probably more than one, but we're talking about one particular man...
That man fights for what is Right...
[Tek stands makes with the victory pose]
He fights alongside like minded others for the American Way...
[Tek and Statesman and maybe the Colbert Supernation fighting Hellions]
And nothing... NOTHING... can stop him. Not Fascists...
[Tek fighting 5th Column]
Nor Aliens...
[Tek fighting Rikti]
Nor Ambulatory Fungi.
[Tek fighting Devouring Earth]
Not even Femme Fatales...
[Ghost Widow, Ice Mistral, other sexy villain females standing about, applauding/cheering Tek as he flexes, the smoovness he is, and this plays real quick:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH9Y5Wnn4hM&t=54 ]
Well... ok, *maybe* Femme Fatales... Look at them, would you? But certainly NOT Secret Organizations...
[Tek meeting Malta Sapper and a Titan, getting sapped, then blowed up real good, as the heroric music resumes]
I *said*, NOT Secret Organizations!
[Tek kicking Malta butt]
There we go...
He fights for Truthiness. He fights for Ratings. He is... *Tek Jansen*, Superhero Extraordinaire!
[Tek schmoozing with The Femme Fatales again, AND people running up looking for autographs, as we fade out to black for a sec... all the while a bombastic 'tada' sorta music happened... Maybe the old Windows 3.1 'tada' sound would be retro-perfect.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDUv_8Dw-Mw ]
And He's ... Gone ??!!!?
[Cut to Tek disappearing a la the "Lost Wand" effect, and Dun Dun DUUUUN music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW7Op86ox9g ]
And his SuperNation... MISSING?
[The SuperNation, in the 'wary' pose, then same Lost Wand effect, or maybe a wormhole or such. Same silly Dun Dun DUUUUN.]
What or who could have done this Dastardly Deed?
[Green rock of some non-descript nature, but implied as being Kyptonite, and that descending bass sound that sorta goes "Fwoooommm...." that is so cliche these days... can't find one. Bah, moving on.]
Don't be insulting.
[Explosion, replaced by Mayan Calender, and another one of those sounds, or similarly exasperating overly-cliched fwoomish sound effect.]
We survived that, so no.
[Calendar explodes too, to black.. then Jaws starts playing.. or is it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnY42XX7nSg ]
Wait... WAIT.
No... surely they wouldn't. It couldn't have been...
[Wonderful NCSoft versus Tek/Colbert Supernation picture, and Psycho music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TUeUL7EW9M&NR=1&feature=fvwp&t=12s]
THEM?! (Somebody screams, psycho music still going...)
Yes, them.
They.
Those people.
THEM. (And accompanying scary closure music of some sort, like the slamming closed of something just happened, as we cut to black.)
[Pop Save CoH/AP33 or whatever montage you want, all the while a friendly nonchalant announcer comes on, with music like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeNz7wefw0M&t=1m50s I don't know what it's called]
YOU, dear citizen, can HELP! Help save Tek Jansen and the Colbert SuperNation by JOINING the Colbert SuperNation, AND the Movement to Save City of Heroes! The Movement that Moves you, Moves me, Moves us all! It's Moving! It's Mmoving and it will consume you, it will, with it's Movingness Upward, and Forward, and Onward with Moving Movement! Join the Movement! Be, BE the movement! Do it for you. Do it for them people (but not THEM), but mostly, do it for TEK!!
[Cue legal speed reader, no music]
Void where prohibited, see your dealer for more details, think reponsibly before wearing that outfit, and by all means see a doctor about that. Not valid in Sectors R or N, or if you're Barry Manilow... oh, Peace Accord, you say? Well, ok, Barry, c'mon in, but you reddish looking creatures from the 8th dimension, gonna have to say 'no', sorry.
[Only on the screen, a different SaveCoH image, below which is *completely* different 'legal' description, like, oh:]
Don't run with scissors, play nice with your siblings, get your hand out of that cookie jar, you don't know where that jar has been, taxes and fees may apply, no purchase necessary, side effects may include delusions of grandure, some assembly required, tights and cape not included.
[Some sorta jaunty jingle... ooh, the old Desilu music!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeUGAtyMN7A ]
[Screen image of "From TITANCO" or something, just to be weird.]
(and of course, a bombastic voice... or maybe a seductive female voice... speaks)
"From TITANCO!"
[Fade to black when jingle ends.]
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So... uh... there ya go. I know, I probably shouldn't've, but... I am Freedom, and you can too!, so I expressed myself. All credit to kaylinnda, of course, I just wanna help, honest!