seriously, dracula a belmont? what pothead came up with that in the scrum session?
Don't blame potheads for that awfulness. It is clearly a well organized attempt by vampires and werewolves and now zombies apparently to be sexy, and human, and have feeling and stuff so when they really come they can just tear us limb by limb with the slightest of ease. See the female vampires were able to do this to men already they just used their sexy gaze powers that they get when they become all vamped out. The men however couldn't do this. They were to busy wearing capes and doing other stuff to really get the whole thing down. So one day Blade comes around and cuts up a few people here and then cuts a few people there, until finally he fights the main female vampire, Stephenie Meyer. Now when two awesome vampires come face to face, it can only be resolved one way. Chess match.
Blade of course wins because he has physic powers that he got when he was training under Raziel, and knew every move she would make. After defeating her in what will eventually become known as "the most influential battle in history" he commanded her to write terrible stories that would make male vampires seem cute, sensitive, and sparkly. Thus giving men the same ability that they have. However SM is one powerful Vamplady and they needed a fortress, or a prison. No they needed both. So they created NCSoft to house this all powerful vamp queen. Although after hundreds of years of writing and not drinking the blood of some unlucky sap, she adapted a new hunger. This one can only be satisfied by the life force of a game. But only a game that has been built up and with a lot of time invested into it. Bad games give no nourishment to such a powerful vampire, maybe one of those twilight vamps but not the almighty SM. And that is what happened/is happening right now. The other stuff you guys are talking about is just downright crazy.
