Author Topic: New efforts! (Read 7286119 times)

Tahquitz · « **Reply #25020 on:** June 25, 2016, 04:01:31 AM »

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?

Victoria Victrix · « **Reply #25021 on:** June 25, 2016, 07:33:50 AM »

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

WildFire15 · « **Reply #25022 on:** June 25, 2016, 10:24:55 AM »

Joey, do you ever hang around the gymnasium?

r00tb0ySlim · « **Reply #25023 on:** June 25, 2016, 03:25:03 PM »

There's a sale at Penney's!!!

Brigadine · « **Reply #25024 on:** June 25, 2016, 05:23:14 PM »

Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

LadyVamp · « **Reply #25025 on:** June 25, 2016, 06:20:05 PM »

I prefer "Airplane 2"

Under. Oveur. Oveur. Dunn.

"Miss are you telling us absolutely everything?" "Not exactly. We're also out of coffee." "What!?"

Sinistar · « **Reply #25026 on:** June 26, 2016, 12:16:27 AM »

Quote from: Brigadine on June 25, 2016, 04:00:16 AM

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking...

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop drinking.

Tahquitz · « **Reply #25027 on:** June 26, 2016, 12:39:26 AM »

That's when I developed my drinking problem... *face full of tonic, empty mouth*.

MM3squints · « **Reply #25028 on:** June 26, 2016, 01:56:49 AM »

Quote from: Sinistar on June 26, 2016, 12:16:27 AM

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop drinking.

Stop drinking? Shirley you can't be serious.

Eskreema · « **Reply #25029 on:** June 26, 2016, 02:31:27 AM »

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

And yes, I speak Jive: lay her down slap'em yack'em. Talkin' 'bout the sa'mo sa'mo.

Eskreema · « **Reply #25030 on:** June 26, 2016, 03:03:53 AM »

Did they take ideas for Rularuu from Asajj Ventress? As far as looks

Tahquitz · « **Reply #25031 on:** June 26, 2016, 03:59:04 AM »

Quote from: r00tb0ySlim on June 25, 2016, 03:25:03 PM

There's a sale at Penney's!!!

Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #25032 on:** June 26, 2016, 04:16:52 AM »

Quote from: Tahquitz on June 26, 2016, 03:59:04 AM

Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.

Hey Johnny, what can you make of this?

Ulysses Dare · « **Reply #25033 on:** June 26, 2016, 04:21:55 AM »

Quote from: Paragon Avenger on June 26, 2016, 04:16:52 AM

Hey Johnny, what can you make of this?

This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...

Vee · « **Reply #25034 on:** June 26, 2016, 04:23:57 AM »

Ugh did someone put this thread on Otto Pilot again?

Tubbius · « **Reply #25035 on:** June 26, 2016, 04:41:34 AM »

It sounds like I need to rewatch Airplane.

If you like it, by the way, look up a Paul McGann and Peter Capaldi tv movie called Hotel. Very similar feel to it.

Safehouse · « **Reply #25036 on:** June 26, 2016, 11:42:27 AM »

Quote from: Tubbius on June 26, 2016, 04:41:34 AM

It sounds like I need to rewatch Airplane.

If you like it, by the way, look up a Paul McGann and Peter Capaldi tv movie called Hotel. Very similar feel to it.

Two Doctors in one film? Sign me up!

Stealth Dart · « **Reply #25037 on:** June 26, 2016, 12:26:33 PM »

Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Male announcer: [later] The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.

Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.

Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.

Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!

Male announcer: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone stuff again.

RGladden · « **Reply #25038 on:** June 26, 2016, 01:20:07 PM »

Lady Passenger: "I speak Jive!"

r00tb0ySlim · « **Reply #25039 on:** June 26, 2016, 02:59:13 PM »

Quote from: Tahquitz on June 26, 2016, 03:59:04 AM

Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.

Me John...Big Tree! LOL, Johnny had some great lines in that movie!

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