The Awesome Report:
with your host and mine,
the Pantless Avenger.
(cheering)
Yes, something awesome happened today. Something that will knock your socks off, well assuming that you are wearing socks. Eeeewww, imagine wearing sneakers without socks. Well, I suppose that you could be wearing sandles. Sandles and socks look silly. Not very awesome in my humble opinion. So to recap, always wear socks unless you're wearing sandles, in which case do not wear socks. And as long as we are talking socks, it is a very good idea to wear clean socks and to change your socks each day. Some people sleep in their socks, I guess I will allow it, but upon waking put on fresh clean socks. Pants are optional.