I don't generally read internet forums imagining people saying things aloud, unless there is a specific reference to a person or celebrity whose voice I should be reading something in. Like Morgan Freeman.
Now that you mention it, specifically whose voice you imagine it speaking in matters a great deal. Slow can be imposing. Think of Jules at the beginning of Pulp Fiction. Imagine that post spoken in the cadence of Jules:
Copy - right law ...
deals with
real live actual people.
Trade - mark ...
deals with
intellectual properties.
Trademark laws ...
are the equivalent ... of
copyright laws - but
for corporations and their
intellectual properties.And
I will
strike down upon thee with
great vengeance and
fur-r-r-rious anger those who
attempt to
poison and
destroy my posts, and you will
know my name is
LateNight, when I
lay -
my -
vengeance - upon - thee...
You know what? From now on everyone should just read all my posts as if Jules is saying it. The next time Joshex posts anything about physics, Jules is going to refute him. The next time someone asks why there's no new news, Jules is going to respond. You read the forums? Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, sorta fits the occasion. "No, we do not know anything about the deal. Yes, they are under an NDA. Yes, efforts are still ongoing."
I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? Please continue.
